A Zuckerwurst is a penis which is sprinkled with powdered sugar.
It is also a type of blowjob where the penis is sprinkled with powdered sugar for better taste. This also solves the "I wont give you a blowjob because it tastes gross" problem.
It is also a type of blowjob where the penis is sprinkled with powdered sugar for better taste. This also solves the "I wont give you a blowjob because it tastes gross" problem.
Charlie: Will you give me a blowjob?
Nicole: No! It tastes disgusting!
Charlie: How about a Zuckerwurst?
Nicole: Yes! That's my favorite!
Axel: Hey Charlie, did you get any action last night?
Charlie: Yea man, I gave this chick my Zuckerwurst, and she loved it!
Nicole: No! It tastes disgusting!
Charlie: How about a Zuckerwurst?
Nicole: Yes! That's my favorite!
Axel: Hey Charlie, did you get any action last night?
Charlie: Yea man, I gave this chick my Zuckerwurst, and she loved it!
by The swizzkdz March 17, 2011
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Guy 1: "Are you still on Facebook?!"
Guy 2: "Just gotta refresh the page.."
Guy 3: "Oh dear, another Zucker Sucker"
Guy 2: "Just gotta refresh the page.."
Guy 3: "Oh dear, another Zucker Sucker"
by TheSkysFalling October 14, 2010
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The deceitful act of engaging in commissioned work with an employer or patron for pay, while actually spending all commissioned time and provided resources working on one or more private projects for personal profit.
I should be working on HarvardConnection, but instead I'm going to zuckerfuck the shit out of the Winklevoss twins by working on Facebook. P.S. I'm an ugly Jewish fag.
by bennycreative March 8, 2011
Get the zuckerfuck mug.1) "Creator" of Facebook, whether or not he has actually "created" Facebook is a highly debated topic. He is also the world's youngest billionaire.
2) A nickname conferred upon anyone who is idolized and admired for accomplishing the most unproductive things one can ever imagine. The feat accomplished may be amusing, but its benefit to society and economy = 0, sometimes, even negative.
2) A nickname conferred upon anyone who is idolized and admired for accomplishing the most unproductive things one can ever imagine. The feat accomplished may be amusing, but its benefit to society and economy = 0, sometimes, even negative.
1)
Guy D: Dude I just logged in my FB account because I needed to change my status to LOGGING IN.....
Guy I: You just made Mark Zuckerberg richer by $1.50....... plus the CIA & Department of Homeland Security knows you're using the computer now.....you "dumb fucker"!!!!!
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2) GUY D: OMG home skillet that Jack Henderson just got 32 accolades for creating an electric flatulence vacuum sucker , supposedly it repels the fart out the anal rectum at MACH 2.4 !!! DAAAAAMN MAN!!!!
GUY I: He so Mark Zuckerberged that shit dawg!
GUY X : He's going to create JOBS! FOR US! YAY!
GUY I: He'll outsource 'em to China and India fool!!
GUY X: NOO!!!!! SHIIIIIIIIIITTT SONN!!!!
Guy D: Dude I just logged in my FB account because I needed to change my status to LOGGING IN.....
Guy I: You just made Mark Zuckerberg richer by $1.50....... plus the CIA & Department of Homeland Security knows you're using the computer now.....you "dumb fucker"!!!!!
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2) GUY D: OMG home skillet that Jack Henderson just got 32 accolades for creating an electric flatulence vacuum sucker , supposedly it repels the fart out the anal rectum at MACH 2.4 !!! DAAAAAMN MAN!!!!
GUY I: He so Mark Zuckerberged that shit dawg!
GUY X : He's going to create JOBS! FOR US! YAY!
GUY I: He'll outsource 'em to China and India fool!!
GUY X: NOO!!!!! SHIIIIIIIIIITTT SONN!!!!
by Capitalist-DI666-Inaganti December 11, 2010
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Get the zucker mug.Mark Zuckerberg is a lizard-like species from the celestial body MU69. He is the king of Fakebook and aims to take over the world by mining the data of the population, preferably middle aged soccer moms. He will brainwash them with fake news to overthrow the government in a coup to him in power. If you ever see someone with knees on the back of their legs, that’s Mark Zuckerberg in disguise, taking on a humanoid form to secretly destroy the world as we know it.
by Oldhickorycwock April 21, 2019
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by taiganaut August 2, 2012
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