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zonkers

A childs amusment park located near the food court at the great mall of the great planes in olathe kansas.

known to pay their workers less than minimum wage.

formerly known as jeepers.
wow, zonkers has a roller coaster.
by i9incher August 15, 2009
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Zonkie

A very disturbing noun.
A Zonkie is the dried pieces of shit stuck to your ass hair. Yes, I feel like puking too...
This term is usually offensive, as it is givin to some one you don't like.
Friend #1: Dude look, there's that Zonkie
Friend #2: Yes, what an asshole!
by IR Baboon September 16, 2010
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zonk

A game of chance using five dice. You roll all five together, and ones are worth 100, fives are worth 50, triples are worth 100 times their face value, and 5-of-a-kind is worth 1000 times its face value. The object of the game is to accumulate as many points as you can before "zonking out", which means rolling a hand of 0.
Simeon has the highest Zonk record of all my friends; he scored 40,308 in one game.
by GuidoPosse69 February 9, 2005
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zionkowski

A flowing ski formation which works best with large crowds or herds of skiers.
The Bolsher family is attempting a zionkowski maneuver down the mountain.
by syags October 28, 2007
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zinkoia

A badass in all ways.
Damn he just got The zinkoia
by James corh February 21, 2017
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Zonks

The equivalent of zoinks, but without the I so it makes the person feel way more stupid about the cringey thing they just said or did.
Bill: oh man, I love when I get to eat Toilet bowl spaghetti on toilet bowl spaghetti tuesdays
Tim: Zonk Bill, Zonks.
by DaddyPools November 7, 2017
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Zoinkos

breasts, boobies, knockers, jugs, melons
"Yeah man, it was wild, Steve just jumped up out of nowhere and kicked her right in the zoinkos!"
by G0ldfi$h August 28, 2018
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