Zonks

The equivalent of zoinks, but without the I so it makes the person feel way more stupid about the cringey thing they just said or did.

Bill: oh man, I love when I get to eat Toilet bowl spaghetti on toilet bowl spaghetti tuesdays
Tim: Zonk Bill, Zonks.

by DaddyPools November 7, 2017

Zonked

A level of being so high you cant lift the blunt up

Damn im zonked

by Coffleekid October 19, 2018

Zonky

Getting too high to even live.

He was zonky in bed

by Bigggyy J October 22, 2018

zonkle

both a shronkle and a zhoz

omg stop being suck a zonkle

by Hoohoohoe June 24, 2019

zonkyzonk

a euphoric sense of bliss in thru the consumption of nitrus oxide (whippits). giving you the wubwubz.

Dude, Did you feel the Zonkyzonk? I totally felt that man I was like wow im feeling zonky right now.

by TheBIGZonk October 15, 2023

zonkey

A zonkey is a donkey you will find in Tijuana that has been spray painted white and black by his mexican captors. Idiot tourists pay five bucks a pop to get a photo with the zonkey.

My friend Ricky thought that zebras lived in mexico, but when he saw Jaun spray painting a mule, Ricky realized the zebra was just a sad looking zonkey waiting for a gringo to pet him.

by FritoBandito November 2, 2007

Zonked

When you're so stoned that you're just completely out of it

"After the fourth blunt Jeremy was totally zonked"

by K wala September 14, 2014