zonked

In the midwest, used as another word for cool, or fly.

Later bro, stay zonked.

by Derek R. B. December 15, 2007

Zinke 3000

A Zinke 3000 is the updated Version of the Zinke 2000 and the oldest version, the Zinke 1000.

Equipped with a SemiAutomatic Navigation Device, supported by a Cache-O-mat, the Zinke 3000 is a reliable unit for many users.
Still, there are many unexplored functions of the Zinke 3000, waiting to be released.

The only way to destroy a Zinke 3000 might be a Schweinehaufen.

The Zinke 3000 has led us to the Pfandabgabestelle. No Schweinehaufen has destroyed him YET.

by ColaKracher June 30, 2011

zunked

To be extremely drunk/wasted or high. To be extremely fucked up/not sober.

"Bro we got so zunked last night"
"Can't wait to get zunked on saturday"

by laynal February 7, 2017

zinedin

zinedin is fan of bosnia and has a youtube channel and he has a cute little manbun

zinedin: "I LOVE BOSNIAAAAAA"
other person: "PLEASE STOP BRAGGING ABOUT YOUR COUNTRY"

by randomcaviarpizza October 4, 2017

Zonked

You are just so deep asleep you just can't get the fuck up. It's like you a gahdamn koala in this bitch ain't nobody wakin' you up.

I needed to wake up for 8 AM Spanish but I was so zonked nothing woke me up

by SMDSGILGDYDBYDB October 19, 2017

zinnedinne

That guy who always watches car videos during class.

Look, he's looking at cars again. He is such a zinnedinne.

by Reptillianbanana December 19, 2017

Zoinked

When you're so fucked up that you just pass right out, having no knowledge or recollection of the context. Although this use is uncommon, it may also be used to describe being so tired that you fall asleep out of nowhere.

"Dude I smoked wayyy too much last night I was fucking zoinked"

"Did you see Erick last night? He chugged a handle of Absolut and zoinked in the corner"

by sixthgrade4ever January 15, 2018