Zenrk

Someone who can't type, spell, use puncuation, and is generally bitter about things he can never do or have

Zenrk hates everyone because he hates himself.

by JesusFreak November 3, 2003

zark

According to my friend, a zark is when he comes up behind you and pokes you on both sides simultaneously. But you guys have better definitions.

Zark! Why the hell did you zarking do that?

by _,,-=;;({[]});;=-,,_ November 2, 2008

znark

to steal and/or wear out/use up; especially other peoples stuff, slang, or phrases.

Dont znark my phrases man.
Did you just znark my green?

by Fat Louie September 6, 2004

Peter Zerkel

Of, or pertaining to, a person of quite, calm, meditative, reflecive, or comatose composure; acting as such during all times of the day and night, except when playing music, or after having eaten a truck-load of sugar.

"Rick is being such a Peter Zerkel today! Normally he's louder than the entire band playing Fireworks. Dude. Whoa."

by Elmo August 10, 2004

zArKo

sOmEtImEs aNnOyInG bUt Is A gReAt FrIeNd To pEoPlE aNd hAs a BeSt FrIenD cAlLeD dOggity dog dog

marko: whoa that guy is such a good friend
marko: he must be a zarko

by bEgOnEtHoT5577335511332244 October 30, 2018

zearmuffs

the hint you give at christmas when you give them earmuffs.

person- whatd you get my for christmas?
other people- it rhythms with zearmuffs

by the queen of latkes August 14, 2009

Zerkzees

Someone who is VERY proud.

Mrs. Zerkzees has 2 mini Zerkees who are in love with great guys.

by PrettySessy September 27, 2009