yoko swifto

Similar to the phenomenon of Yoko Ono's destruction of the Beatles, but for this Century and the KC Chiefs.

Hey Bob, WTF happened to the Kansas City Chiefs?.. they used to be good!
Bob: It's the Yoko Swifto effect. It only takes two months..

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yoko math

Using obviously wrong math to deduce a pre-ordained outcome which makes the reader want to scream like yoko ono

Boyd's calculations of his commute time from Florida to Michigan uses some pretty unrealistic yoko math

by garbagebread June 11, 2024

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Max: Did you see Sarah's titties? She's like Yoko Ono!
Brian: Gross!

by ZestyZestyBeast December 24, 2023

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Some people like Ringo, some people like George, but Yoko outshines them all

by tubbcat November 01, 2023

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Your name is actually Kyoko, you're just doing that dumb tiktok trend.

by :]Kyoko:] June 19, 2021

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The most wonderful person in existence, someone worthy of existence.

Hey gays yoko was so cool for adopting 12 children including me

by Aiko? February 23, 2022

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Absolute worst person or place, to a point where you hate them but saying anything will only cause unnecessary drama.

Guy 1: I’m gonna put my sandwich in here
Guy2: *eats sandwich*
Guy1: don’t be a Yokos my guy

by AberGirl February 24, 2019

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