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The late TV side-kick of the legendary British comedian Benny Hill, Jack Wright was the constant recipient of what came to be Hill's signature "head pat" - a comic device for which Wright's conspicuously bald, wizened head undoubtedly made him uniquely well suited.
The late TV side-kick of the legendary British comedian Benny Hill, Jack Wright was the constant recipient of what came to be Hill's signature "head pat" - a comic device for which Wright's conspicuously bald, wizened head undoubtedly made him uniquely well suited.
Entry number 541 in The Big Book of 1000 Things You Never Want to Hear on a First Date: "I know! You look just like that little guy on Benny Hill! What was his name... oh yeah, Jack Wright!"
Mark: "C'mon man, you've gotta go! I mean, we're a team, a classic duo!"
Dave: "...Right..."
Mark: "...like Cheech and Chong!"
Dave: "Uh huh."
Mark: "...like Sonny and Cher!"
Dave: "Uh..."
Mark: "...like Benny Hill and Jack Wright!"
Dave: "..."
Dave "Drink poison."
Mark: "C'mon man, you've gotta go! I mean, we're a team, a classic duo!"
Dave: "...Right..."
Mark: "...like Cheech and Chong!"
Dave: "Uh huh."
Mark: "...like Sonny and Cher!"
Dave: "Uh..."
Mark: "...like Benny Hill and Jack Wright!"
Dave: "..."
Dave "Drink poison."
by Joshua B. Wright April 7, 2004
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Average in every way, these unique people are most commonly of incredibly wealthy breed and inhabit the Eastern Suburbs of Sydney. Usually found looking up Oasis riffs and generally just being a fag. These strange species of Australian mammal do not breed as they have no suitable mate who would touch them with a 10ft pole. This species could well be homosexual, but it's sexuality is still unknown.
Average in every way, these unique people are most commonly of incredibly wealthy breed and inhabit the Eastern Suburbs of Sydney. Usually found looking up Oasis riffs and generally just being a fag. These strange species of Australian mammal do not breed as they have no suitable mate who would touch them with a 10ft pole. This species could well be homosexual, but it's sexuality is still unknown.
Oi cuz don't you reckon that cunt's a bit of an Angus Wright?
Yeh mate, totally average and unfortunately gay..
Yeh mate, totally average and unfortunately gay..
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