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Woke

A state of awareness only achieved by those dumb enough to find injustice in everything except their own behavior.
That woke bastard is pissing me off.
by Candi’s Master January 9, 2023
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WOKE

Whiney .. Obtuse .. Knuckleheads .. Entitled...
"As the protest turned violent the WOKE began to burn parked cars and businesses in protest of having a peaceful dialog with those who tell the truth for fear it would undermine their control of media false narratives"
by T.B. Told March 11, 2021
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Woke

Simply it means being factually informed and doing the right thing.
Explains why a certain political party is against everything.
The opposite of Woke is Doze.
by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky July 24, 2023
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Woke

Literally mentally-retarded, virulent anti-white racists who believe that men are women and babies should be permitted to make love to whomever they want. Responsible for the downfall of civilization and the onset of the Dumb Ages.
"Why is that guy standing out there holding that sign "Love is Love" with the picture of the naked toddler on it?"

"Oh don't mind him---he's one of the Woke, that's all."
by NonpedoSargon September 29, 2022
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WOKE

I someone is wide awake they are WOKE.

A person can get WOKE by eating lots of sugar and stuff.

Synonym - Hype/Hyped/Hyper
Wow i didn’t get any sleep last night yet i’m still so WOKE.

i’m planning to get WOKE today.
by trollicia April 16, 2019
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Woking

A town South West of London with ideal transport links to London Waterloo. It's more than you'd expect from a town in Surrey and, if you don't mind avoiding chavs and so-called 'gangstas', an ideal place to live if you are middle aged. Key landmarks include the Shah Jahan Mosque, the first Mosque in Great Britain, and Rooster Shack, an innovative chicken shop franchise.
"I'm feeling a Peri Burger Meal, you know anywhere good?"
"Rooster Shack in Woking"
by annonysurreyute December 18, 2022
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WOKE

Feel bad about Bethany Mandel freezing on camera?
Having an awkward moment, when asked to define WOKE in a snappy 30 second sound-bite?
Try this one:
WOKE = Will Only Kriticize Europe.
(The Kappa comes from Greek Krino, Kritikos, etc.)
"Only" to be taken in two sentences:
ONLY Europe / Christendom to be criticized; no criticism of Islam, Africa, Asia, USA Black culture, etc.
ONLY Criticizing to destroy, no functionality, no forgiveness, no improvement.
See "Chaztopia" and James Lindsay's tag-lines: "Communism doesn't know how." "The ruthless criticism of all that exists."

Likewise, see #Kriticism, which is critical activity existing only in the Woke/Marxist/Tear-it-down mode, not leading to any actual improvements.
"Can you give us a quick definition of WOKE?"
"When someone says they're WOKE, I can pretty much bet they Will Only Kriticize Europe. No criticism of other culture/religions will be permitted; no kind of functionality or improvement will be on the table. Only Kriticize, Kriticize, Kriticize." It's part of af the larger Cultural Marxist program to destroy everything functional and traditional by Kriticism.
by Didaskalos April 27, 2023
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