winston-salem

A town that can't make up its mind about anything. Home to RJR Tobacco (i.e.: Camels, Pall Malls, Winstons), but has outlawed smoking indoors; home to Krispy Kreme Doughnuts, but has frantically tried to combat obesity. Places to go here are the countless Italian and Asian restaurants, the mall, and Costco. You can't drive 20 miles without seeing a church. Also has a desperate and struggling music scene, which is mainly folk and country, as well as pitiful cover bands, "rappers" who drive beat-up Miadas, and teenage metalcore kids who love Between the Buried and Me but don't live in Greensboro. Most people born here can't wait to leave, but still come back because nowhere else can be this odd.

I'm going back to Winston-Salem tomorrow, I hope I don't get into another fight with a vegan.

I was in Winston-Salem and I nearly hit the Pink Bike Lady.

by 2g3j6e February 24, 2011

Winston Churchill

In my opinion, he was the greatest Prime Minister England ever had. He was responsible for the deaths at Gallipoli but he helped England through some its toughest times, I beleive he won World War IIfor england. He forged bonds which help today with many countries such as the USA. He also got a Nobel Peace Prize for literature and many other Prestigous Awards.

Winston Churchill was a kickass Prime Minister

by uneven Martian September 22, 2005

Winston Le

An eshay wannabe. He is usually seen wearing a cap because he is insecure about his horrific farquaad looking as haircut. He thinks he can fight but really, he cannot. He is undoubtedly the most stupid person you will meet. Every time you see him, anticipate to see him sparring the air because he wants to look like a retard. Finally, he thinks the ice bucket challenge is cool.

Yo Winston Le!!
Yeah m9
Do whatever you want man
i will fuck you up (starts sparring the air and rolls up trackies)

by TheBigGay(ST) September 18, 2018

Winston Payne

An underrated character in the franchise "Ace Attorney." He is the tutorial prosecutor in the trilogy, and often called the "rookie killer." He is very smug and overconfident, and very easy to beat. Most people forget who he is, leaving Mr. Payne sad. He never forges evidence unlike many other prosecutors. He is probably in my Top 20 favorite characters in this game.
His English name, "Winston Payne" is a pun/play on "winced in pain."

Phoenix Wright:...This person...I haven't got a clue...He seems to know me, but maybe he's mistaking me for someone else?
Winston Payne: haha i will defeat u

by Haha I evil April 26, 2022

Winston's Mints

How you refer to someone who is annoying, stupid, or just plain not wanted. People who are generally Winston's Mints-ian are typically submissives trying to get to the top of the relationship, so the term Winston's Mints refers to a disgusting mint that would be spat on the floor, just like a sub would be in the relationship.

Little Kid: "Hey do any of you play minecraft?"
Everyone Else : "Fuck off , Winston's mints"

by jexson spankins July 13, 2016

Winston-Salem

The Boca-Raton for artists.

Medium-sized city home to Wachovia, Reynolds America, a lot of retired people in the arts, Wake Forest University, the University of North Carolina School of the Arts, Hanes Brands, and of course: Krispy Kreme.

Would be WAY cooler if Greensboro didn't exist.

-Dude lets fly to Winston-Salem!

-Nah Bro, you gotta fly in to Greensboro.

-Gah. I hate Greensboro.

by ledash March 24, 2011

winston-salem

A city in the SE United States in North Carolina. Known far and wide as a nexus of the asinine, and for being bereft of any pleasurable activities or passtimes; typically the youth of the city resort to such things as loitering, frittering, idling, trifling, and dawdling around with a blank stare. Most prominant landmark is the "Penile Tower".

There is absolutely nothing to do in Winston-Salem that is legal.

by Christian Yaerger September 16, 2006