winter fling

Winter fling- when two people team up for the winter. The couple may do things like watch movies, drink hot chocolate, go to museums, out to dinner, sex, anything to beat the winter blues. Couple is usually exclusive

Mark and I have a winter fling.

by Urbana November 22, 2014

Winter Park’d

The act of being singled out or accused unfairly by fellow co workers within a police department. Usually occurs when the administration is bored and problem employees are allowed to make false accusations resulting in an internal Affairs Investigation. Can also function as a guise to discipline current employees that are simply “not liked” members of the command staff.

“Man this department is crazy, I can’t make it through the year without getting Winter Park’d”.

by IA4LifeRozner January 26, 2019

Winterbourne Academy

what do i say about this retarded, full of smokers, slags and down right sinners. this school cares more about the quality of your uniform then your work. don’t have a blazer? good luck getting into your GCSE exam. and not to mention the seagulls who swarm the playground. oh and all the teachers have a slight aroma of loneliness and coffee

‘bro i just went to Winterbourne Academy for a manage move’
‘how was it’
‘fucking disgusting i think i have autism now

by Don’t hate just relate November 8, 2019

Winner's Dance

When someone is so confident in winning a race or any other competition, that they dance in front of the finish line due to believing they'll cross it first. It is known to not end well for the "winner" as another competitor usually takes the "winner's" place right before they cross the finish line.

As a wise man once said: "winner's dance is a lie. It's the second place dance."

Joinen: "Winner's dance, colon, noun, did not win; but *did* dance. It's an activity actually. It's what you- It's a- It's a verb. It's a thing that you do. Uh, which is to not win, but to dance."

by DeKnees July 15, 2021

Winer

the incorrect spelling of winner.

"in war there are no winers"
"winer?"
"shut up"

by Pinguinthehouse February 19, 2022

Winter wife

A girl who is strung along by a boy during the Wintertime purely for sexual gratification, only to be dumped in the Summertime when the going is easy. If the girl falls in love too soon, is high-maintenance, or pleads to spend more time with her boyfriend than he is willing to offer, the relationship may end abruptly, shortly before Xmas or Valentines Day. But if the girl finds conditions to be congenial and bites her tongue, the relationship will run early- to mid-Summer, at which point she is discarded so her "boyfriend" can go on the holiday he secretly booked solely for himself when they were still together.

Dylan: You're the perfect winter wife
Kristine: What did you just call me?
Dylan: Oops! I meant, we will always be together
Kristine: Promise?
Dylan: Yeah sure :p

by Unintended November 27, 2012

Wet Winker

When one's winker (bunghole) is moist with sweat creating a wet environment with a ripe booty juice.

Carla worked her cardio routine on the gym stair master for over an hour. With each rising step she could feel the sweat dripping down giving her one really wet winker.

by Eaton Holgoode November 19, 2015