whomp whomp

The sound effect made following an utterly disastrous attempt at humor.

Q.What do you call a guy with a bad case of jock-itch?
me. I don't really care
A. A fungi(guy)

ME. WHOMP WHOMP ......kill yourself.

Made Popular by the Infamous Josh Litt after his encounters will a Mr. Bill Roher

by jlitt May 9, 2008

wempt

To leave, usually Internet group or chatroom, in a bad mood, perhaps dramatically. Flounce may be used in a similar way.

It first appeared in the DMU group on Flickr.

It would seem to be a combination of "to wimp out" and the past participle of "to go" (went).

This thread makes me want to wempt from this place.

by Garry Nixon April 22, 2006

whomph

to eat or to consume either figuratively or literaly any form of flatulance from another person.

"He made me whomph when farted on my head while i was sleeping"

by Dolores Doobie March 28, 2007

whimpon

A Mexican whimp. Physical markings include: soft body, a slight grin, crazy hair, and severe lack of muscle.

"David is such a Whimpon, he did not care that his beater truck blew out a ton of smoke. The only thing that mattered to him was that he was going to get his butt kicked by his cousin for smoking up her house."

by PW and Bison March 25, 2008

whimpy kiddy baby whiner

N. When the level of ones butt hurt reaches critical mass and the idividual whines, cries, or complains uncontrollably in hopes of someone else's simpathy

Stop with the tears, you sound like a whimpy kiddy baby whiner!

by Samsquanch 101 April 26, 2017

whompdoodle

Whomp·doodle
/(h)Wämp~Do͞odl/
adjective\noun \verb
extremely impressive, the very best; inspiring great admiration, Breathtaking, awe-inspiring, magnificent, wonderful, amazing, pure, stunning, staggering, imposing, stirring, impressive; mind-boggling, mind-blowing, jaw-dropping, excellent, marvelous;

adjactive\
"That's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen, so whompdoodle. The Whompdoodlest of whompdoodles."

noun\

"Of course it's the best, it's Whompdoodle extracts."

verb\
"I'm so Whompdoodled my noodle is about as functional as a balloon poodle."

by Calico hiddenmastermind.com October 3, 2017

Whomp

Take a fat hit from a blunt, joint, vape, anything smokeable.

Yo Landon, whomp my juul
Bro im gonna go whomp it, brb
Holy fuck, I just whomped a 2 gram blunt of Bobby Johnson OG

by Zeepo7 February 4, 2019