tim wheeler

Sex on legs with a Flying V guitar.
Midget.

Frontman of the band 'Ash'.

by Oscar Cheesecake March 2, 2004

Ted Wheeler

Legendary war criminal and most hated man in America. Currently the mayor of Portland, Oregon, where he is so hated by his citizens he's afraid to leave his house (because people keep asking him to stop doing war crimes on them, and he does not want to do that at all).

Lumber heir from old money, hates the poor, loves lying, loves the police, hates the Geneva Convention, and hates you. He can frequently be found having a nice night out on the town enjoying his little wine. If you can find him at all.

Synonyms: Tevis, Tear Gas Teddy, Incompetent Mayor, War Criminal, Ted Tevis Wheeler

Ted Wheeler is going to hell.

by kenoshabrick February 25, 2021

Wheeew!

the noise that one makes when he/she is rolling on the heelies (sneakers/skates)

*approaches steep downward hill*
*begins to heely*
You: Wheeew!

by Seanny6794 June 18, 2011

Weezer Fan

Weezer Fan is a commonly used synonym for “Virgin”, the only difference being is that Weezer fans are aware of this and agree with it.

Hey dude, are you a Weezer Fan?
Yeah.
Prove it. Is Raditude a good album?
*cocks gun* … say that again and your a goner…

by WeRanOutOfFood September 13, 2021

Nick Wheeler

Hott, awesome hair, guitarist for the All American Rejects.
Born 1982, hometown Stillwater, Oklahoma.

Nick Wheeler IS HAWT!!!

by madse July 31, 2006

Weezer

A person that thinks they are very cool but they are not.

Jimmy is such a weezer.

by booksofwords November 14, 2019

Carl Wheezer

The ULTIMATE ladies man. Buy him croissants and he's all yours...

Friend: Hey, isn't that dude the one who stole a truck full of croissants last weekend?
Friend 2: Yeah, his names Carl Wheezer? I think.
Me: Ohhh... My.... God..... He's so hot, I've never wanted to be a croissant so bad in my whole life.

by Granolayogurt January 27, 2021