The Wetback Shit

The wetback shit is the act of taking a shit and sneezing. The sneeze propels your shit out of your the anus at a higher than average rate. As the shit licks the surface of the water, it causes a large ammount of water to discharge from inside the bowl into your anus thus resulting in a wetback shit.

Man 1: Last night i was looking to take a peaceful shit. I brought my magazine in with me as usual. Suddenly I had an urge to sneeze. I had been prairie dogging it for a good four hours previous to this. As i sneezed, the shit propelled out of my anus and i received The Wetback Shit.

Man 2: Gross.

by Alec and Ryan! May 25, 2009

webaper

The area on a screen that displays text when you are posting your thoughts on the internet, via a blog, or guestbook, or online diary or some sort.

Just wanted to write a new blog and post my thoughts on some webaper.

by Candace Thackerson September 5, 2005

wetbacking

doing wetback work i.e. mowing the lawn, weedwacking etc.

After a hard day of wetbacking, Joe and Bill knocked back a couple Coronas and MGDs.

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 6, 2004

Weba

Shortened version of 'Welcome back.'
We(lcome) ba(ck)

"Heya Anabel! Weba!"

by Raveh March 9, 2006

Wetbag

A person who won't do an activity because of their fear of potential consequences.

Dont be such a wetbag, come out and get drunk with us!

by prang May 14, 2016

wetback

a mexican that cross the rio grande just to get to america.

what's up with all these wetbacks in here

by horacio wm October 22, 2008

Wetback

A derogatory term used to describe Mexicans who have immigrated illegally to the United States by swimming or wading across the Rio Grande--the river that separates the U.S. from Mexico. U.S. Border Patrol began using the word in 1944 to refer to illegal Mexican immigrants who were easily identifiable by their wet clothing. Today the term "wetback" is often used to express animosity towards Central American or Latin American immigrants--legal and illegal--who do not speak English. Meanwhile, in an attempt to reclaim the word, some Mexican-Americans call themselves Los Mojados, meaning "the wet ones."

Cindy: "Hey, have you heard that Rosa's parents came to Florida illegally???"
Mindy: "Yeah... total wetbacks. God, why can't they just go back to Mexico??? They don't belong here."

by Lance's Buddy February 29, 2008