Kerney Weezey

Old Scottish term meaning "good luck when you eat popcorn and get two full uncooked kernels in your mouth.

A. Ouch! There were two kernels in that bite!

B. Och, that's a kerney weezey!

by king_seamus February 7, 2018

Peeny Weeny Feeny Teeny

Peeny weeny feeny teeny is a peeny weeny but even smaller, not to be confused for a vagina or a buttox.

That guy bailey hasn't got a peeny weeny, he's got a peeny weeny feeny teeny.

by PeenyWeenyFeenyTeeny November 13, 2020

Asian Weener

A small Vienna sausage that nobody really wants to eat because it's just too small.

Bro, we were eating dinner and it's sad to see all those asian weeners go to waste

by Mycoxafloppin February 17, 2021

beeny weeny

When you hit the crispbity crunch munchy one tap

i hit that man in the beeny weeny

by YouR DaD#9478 March 18, 2022

Wicked Weener

A man that is excellent at jacking off.

Not only was his hand going mock 5, he also blew his dick off! That man is such a wicked weener!

by kassideeIsbetter October 15, 2022

Two handed texas weeny wind

While preforming a hand job start twisting your hands in opposite directions back and forth while gripping the shaft as hard as possible causing sever Indian burns on a penis

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Jon's signature move

If ya don't leave Indian burns while preforming Jon's signature move can you even say you gave a two handed texas weeny wind

by Squawboss June 23, 2022

P.E.D.O (the Pervs with Eensy-weensy Dicks Organization )

the Pervs with Eensy-weensy Dicks Organization (P.E.D.O). An adjective to describe a group of teenage boys who constantly ask girls for nudes and give off "Small Dick Energy". In other words, SnapChat Fuckboys.
Emma: "Damm this dude keeps asking me for nudess.....ugh!"
Jasmine: "Ew, Matt is such a P.E.D.O, you have got to block him."

Emma: "Damm this dude keeps asking me for nudess.....ugh!"
Jasmine: "Ew, Matt is so totally in the P.E.D.O (the Pervs with Eensy-weensy Dicks Organization ), you have got to block him."

by Gary the SNAIL is a SOB March 22, 2021