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weave nation-certified

If someone is weave nation-certified, this means that they are a dodging expert. Throw them stuff, but no matter what, they will dodge left and right, up and down, horizontal and vertical everything.
dude 1: yo, have you seen dude 3? bro is a goddamn weave nation-certified!
dude 2: yeah, bro is DEFINITELY him.
by AdruyinarGaming January 12, 2024
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weave nation-certified

If someone is weave nation-certified, this means that they are a dodging expert. Throw them stuff, but no matter what, they will dodge left and right, up and down, horizontal and vertical everything.
dude 1: yo, have you seen dude 3 dodging? HE IS TRULY A WEAVE NATION-CERTIFIED, BRAH!
dude 2: hell yeah man, he is definitely HIM.
by AdruyinarGaming January 12, 2024
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weave nation-certified

If someone says they are weave nation-certified, that means that they are REALLY good at dodging stuff. you can throw just about ANYTHING you got, but no matter what, they will ALWAYS dodge, left and right, up and down, horizontal and vertical. good luck trying to even hit them in a dodgeball game.
dude 1: bro, have you seen dude 3? he's a goddamn weave nation-certified fellow!
dude 2: yeah, i gotta agree with ya. he will definitely become HIM if he keeps training like dat.
by AdruyinarGaming January 15, 2024
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Trump weave

When your leave-out is so bad, it looks like the top of Donald Trump's head
... How the fuck did you leave the house with that Trump weave??
by T&T'sDictionary January 10, 2017
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Snatch your weave

Usually in a girl fight. If someone tells you ,"Imma snatch your weave."They mean there gonna grab your weave or real hair and pull it till it comes of. You better run if they say this
Oooh gurl imma snatch your weave
by Soup and toe nails July 14, 2018
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burns my weave

Makes me super duper angry to the point of unfriending your ass.
Logan Burns My Weave when he be blowin up my Facebook page.
by GWIZ December 27, 2013
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