Waffle6

A heehee funnyman who likes to make edgy jokes.

"Waffle6, man, I hate that guy."

by Funnychungus.gov December 4, 2020

shady waffle

A burnt and blackend potato waffle.

"I'm not eating that shady waffle"

by LittleJade July 25, 2009

WaffleHouse Hoe

A Waffle House hoe is a rundown white femalel that is a chain smoker and drinks cheap liquer. She thought she was the shit in highschool, but now is a broke bum with one or more babies with different fathers. She has a black sugar daddy and still thinks her life is meaningful. You can tell she was once a pretty girl, but is now corrupted with black penis, drugs, and alcohol.

Jon: O' girl lookin rundown N sloppy
Scott: Shes a Wafflehouse hoe fo sho

by iGpunk February 8, 2010

Belgian Waffles

Tasty fucking treats.

Belgian Waffles- now THERE are some tasty little fuckers.

by Iggnacious March 25, 2006

Waffle House bet

An exceedingly poor decision to play a poker hand that no one in their right mind would play based on a craving for Waffle House knowing the sooner the game is over the sooner your belly will be full.

Waffle House bet: Ten of diamonds and two of hearts ... All in pre-flop.

by Kaluas July 9, 2011

waffleshuffle

The little dance performed when you almost bump into an oncoming person while walking, and you both move side to side in an attempt to pass, to no avail. Also spelled waffle shuffle.

Coined c.2000 on the streets of New York City.

Robert: What's that thing called? You know, when you're walking on the street and go side to side with someone? Does it have a name?

Shane: I don't know, but I think it should be called a waffleshuffle!

by osgoodelawyer April 26, 2005

Bonus waffle showdown

When two hungover, hungry strangers have a bonus waffle showdown the morning after their one night stand. The act of tossing breakfast waffles, poptarts, or other such breakfast pastries in the air to see which walk of shamer is the hungriest.

Person 1: We should have filmed your roommate Jeff's bonus waffle showdown with that dude he picked up at the bar
Person 2: Word

by drewbydoo April 22, 2013