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The largest company in the world, a valuble serfvice to all comunities. Man feel that it is destroying small businesses, but in reallity it is just following the basic rules of capitolism. the payed 30 billion in local sales taxes last year.
Hey, I found all this stuff on sale at walmart for half of what it would cost if it was "american made",(walmart employs 2 million americans so it dosnt matter where the shit comes from) and i got this nifty sticker! go walmart!!
Walmart by republican88 October 2, 2005
The ghetto cousin that Target disowned where everything from fights to plumbers with buttcracks roam freely and without shame. The knockoff Bath and Body Works, shot guns, whiffle balls, ratchet bras where the wire will pop out in one use, ethnic hair products, goldfish tanks with many floating dead goldfish, and other useless shit are abundant here, most likely produced by labor wreaked kids in sweatshops along the Huang He river.
Lets go to Walmart so I can buy some knockoff Converse and some Drain-O. While I'm in there, I'm going to swing by the tampon isle and carefully evade two fights over some cheap ass Adidas.
walmart by jigglypimp January 16, 2015
Friend 1: Hey did you go to Walmart?

Friend 2: Haha like I'd want to invade Iraq
Walmart by Nobleus November 10, 2015
A chain of supermarkets in the USA known for its laughably cheap clothing and its population of lazy fatass white trash and poor ghetto-dwellers. On Black Friday every year, the store basically becomes the real life version of The Purge.
Going to Walmart on Black Friday is a life-or-death situation.
Walmart by TriHard Seven March 2, 2016
Walmart is a place where you can shop and also have lots of fun in. You can either use the shopping carts to hold items or very stupid people. When you use the bathroom most likely one or all the toilets will be clogged. Well using the Walmart bathroom in general is just a bad idea. The people their act like trash and the store never is clean. Good luck shopping in this dump called a store.
Walmart by Suck a very large dick December 15, 2017