Today the Nobel Peace Prize got walmarted after being won by Barak Obama after doing seemingly nothing. In other news, there are multiple reports today of Mother Teressa rolling over in her grave.
by SLP-Wingnut October 09, 2009
To place a paper bag over an unattractive female's head before engaging in sexual intercourse (can be simplified as 'bag it and tag it')
"I don't remember her looking like that on our first date. By our second date I had to Walmart that chick."
"She's got a smokin' body, but her face leaves much to be desired. Eh, I'd Walmart her."
"She's got a smokin' body, but her face leaves much to be desired. Eh, I'd Walmart her."
by DylRemps October 02, 2008
Yolanda: Yo Iesha, we needs to get some nachos and twinkies, where be a good place to go?
Iesha: Girl, we needs to go to Walmart fo sho!
Iesha: Girl, we needs to go to Walmart fo sho!
by Jam91 May 19, 2009
When you're banging a girl, you finish up, and then go back to her hometown and shut down all the small businesses.
Steve: Remember Jessica? Yeah I totally got her slutty ass drunk last night and gave her the Walmart.
Robert: Up top!
*high five*
Robert: Up top!
*high five*
by matt_is_baller September 04, 2006
by Khzdfzf.kjhzjskr.hffz September 24, 2018
1. A place where food stamps are the only accepted currency.
2. A hellhole where 350 pound women change their 6 year old’s diaper in the trunk of their 2002 Ford minivan. In fact, this is a completely normal sight. If you don’t see this, you should evacuate immediately, as someone was probably shot, mugged, or kidnapped.
2. A hellhole where 350 pound women change their 6 year old’s diaper in the trunk of their 2002 Ford minivan. In fact, this is a completely normal sight. If you don’t see this, you should evacuate immediately, as someone was probably shot, mugged, or kidnapped.
News Reporter: Some man was mugged at this Walmart in Flint, Michigan.
Guy who isn’t on welfare: How surprising
Guy who isn’t on welfare: How surprising
by Lil Rocket Man July 08, 2019
by BeeInEasy March 27, 2016