Virtually All

When something is essentially true in totality. Generally within the range of 96-99%.

Only a couple of birds can’t fly, meaning virtually all birds have the gift of flight.

by Jamie Griffin February 18, 2020

Virtual Mafia

people who are obssessed with the facebook application: mafia wars.

Example of a normal daily conversation between two members of Virtual Mafia:

jack: i robbed three banks y'day.

jill: Promise you will pimp me tomorrow.

by plotopanes October 6, 2009

Virtual Bluetooth

When people are talking as though they had a Bluetooth device on but they don't.

Who is Marilyn talking to?

She's on Virtual Bluetooth.

by PrincetonTiger December 9, 2008

Virtual spliff

When you hit a weed vape and a tobacco vape at the same time.

Noah: Yo, let me hit your vape.
Matt: The weed one or the tobacco one?
Noah: Both. Virtual spliff!

Noah hits both at the same time.

by Matt&Lucy June 27, 2022

Virtual Drama

Drama that is caused by talking on instant messaging or social networking sites (i.e. Myspace, Facebook)

Usually involves no physical contact throughout the whole drama experience.

Girl #1: Becky and Sydney got in a huge fight on Facebooklast night over Becky's boyfriend! They both logged off but they logged back on this morning and apologized.

Girl #2: Ugh, Virtual Drama.

by SouthSystems March 15, 2009

Virtual Villager

An insult taken from the popular Last Day of Work game series, Virtual Villagers. Is often used to accentuate laziness, ineptitude, or dorkiness.

Tim: I was way to tired to get up for work today, I know I'll never get that promotion, but at least I can play Plant Tycoon.

Mark: Dude, you are being such a Virtual Villager.

by Artemis Vandelay December 11, 2011

Virtual ass

a cyberjerk; cyberbully

Brad is such a virtual ass! He tells me perverted things without considering how I feel.

by johnrobel April 25, 2015