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vegetarian

Someone who won't eat—at very least—mammal flesh. For some reason, this usually includes people who eat poultry and seafood as well as those who are almost completely herbivorous. (Someone who is completely herbivorous is called a vegan.)

Not necessarily any more healthy than an omnivore, but also not necessarily any more so.

Usually less annoying than vegans, but may hassle you over getting a hamburger instead of one of those garden patties.
"My roommate is a vegetarian. Accordingly, she's developed a killer mushroom sandwich recipe."
by Qit February 25, 2004
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Vegetarians

Those really long tubes doctors use to flush out vaginas.
Doucher #1: "I'm not even sure they know what vegetarians are around here."

Response: Aren't vegetarians those really long tubes doctors use to flush out vaginas?
by Dr. Bob Loblaw April 26, 2011
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Vegetarian

Old slang term for the village idiot who could not fish, hunt, or ride.
Jimmy: "Hey Sally you want some of my steak?"

Sally: "OH MY GAWD! Are you serious?! I'm a vegetarian!"

Jimmy: "Geez... Sorry. I thought you would like some meat for once - to stay healthy ya know?"

Sally: "I do not eat vegetables for my health! I do it for the health of the chickens!"

Jimmy: "Well I gotta tell ya, I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian!"

Sally: "AAAAHHHHH!!!!" <panic attack>
by Chriswfoster May 7, 2008
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Vegetarians

Pissed off motherfuckers that think they're making a difference in this world. Honestly? They're 100% BULLSHIT.

Not only do these self absorbed assholes give shit to those who CHOOSE to eat meat, but they also cause a lot more comotion then they should. All vegetarians should be transported to somewhere in Africa where they could live off of the weeds and dirt.

Vegetarians don't eat meat because they think it's cruel and inhumane. Guess what assholes? Your "innocent" tofu and fake meat kills MILLIONS of animals each day making your precious "guilt-free" meal. That's right. Millions of animals are killed by giant mowing machines that harvest your precious grains and berries. At least meat eaters EAT THE MEAT instead of letting it go to waste.

How about you educate yourself.
Assholes.
The vegetarians response to this embarrassing fact is "well, at least we're not killing intentionally." So let me get this straight; not only are animals ruthlessly being murdered as a direct result of your diet, but you're not even using the meat of the animals YOU kill?

-Maddox
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by Annexxx October 16, 2008
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vegetarian

Indian word for "lousy hunter".
by YourWorstNightmare May 27, 2003
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vegetarian

Watered down, half assed vegans, but still smarter than omnivores.
While the barbaric idiot chewed on a cow, the vegetarian calmy explained that he would not be joining in the savagery.
by edith the vegan October 4, 2005
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vegetarian

A type of diet that does incorporate consuming meat. While it is true that vegetarians recieve a certain amount of teasing for their choice of diet, they also assume an offensive position by stating in their arguements slanderous comments such as "Eating meat was necessary in the stone age" or "they do not support the merciless slaughter of innocent animals". This only applies to vegetarians who have chosen their way because of ethical purposes, and is a matter of conflicting belief.
"Ethical" Vegetarian: I don't eat meat because it's not the stone age anymore and I don't support the deaths of millions of innocent animals.
Non-Vegetarian: I'm not a caveman and I am also against unethical treatment of animals, however I do eat meat.
by Ali H October 10, 2005
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