vegetable head

A less offensive way to call someone an idiot.

Damn, Nick is a real fucking vegetable head.

by Bryan52 April 25, 2019

Vegetable mode

When braining gets to hard so you decide to binge watch tv shows for the rest of the day/week/month/your life

Aight imma turn on vegetable mode to get myself through covid

by S xy carrot August 14, 2021

Vegetable Sweats

Vegetable sweats is the result of the consumption of a large amount of vegetables and other related none meat items.

Note: if there is a meat sweats there must be some similar in regards to eat copious amounts of non-meat items.

After eating large salad and falafel sandwich, her nape became moist due to vegetable sweats.

by sslaquer December 14, 2012

A Vegetable Medley

Fist fucking Terry Schiavo with a cucumber forcing her dormant snatch to queef Beethoven's 5th!

When we visited her at the hospital, she had so much vaginal gas she gave us her last performance, A Vegetable Medley

by gjkgmc008 September 20, 2009

Holy Vegetable

A term for kickass marijuana, specific to members of the Church of Tina Chopp, whose primary sacrament and devotion is repeated sacrifice of the "Holy Vegetable."

Do you smoke the Holy Vegetable? You do? Praise Tina!

by Rod Brock July 27, 2006

Anal Vegetable

When the anus has not been cleaned for an extended period of time a small allotment begins to develop in and around the rectum

Jamie: can you go to the shops and get me a carrot for this soup please?

fran: wait a minute, i havnt showered in quite a while, i might have something for you in my allotment

Jamie: nah we're not using your anal vegetables again, that potato and leek soup tasted like a vultures ageing japs eye

by flangeface March 27, 2011

vegetable soup

the opposite of a fruitcake; a very straight man who shows many heterosexual qualities

Guy 1: Hey bro, did you just see Evan flirting it up with Andrea!? He really has all the moves.

Guy 2: Yeah, he's a real bowl of vegetable soup.

by theatreninjas October 23, 2010