LOL value

LOL value, shortened to LOLVE, is a way of quantifying the severity of laughter caused by something. LOLVE stands for Level Of Laughter Value. Measured by a scale of one to ten, the lower the score, the lower the quality of laughter there is.

"How Gouda was my cheese pun?"
"Too cliche, but still punny, so 5.5 LOLVE (LOL value)."

by ✨PeachyKeyLime✨ April 17, 2017

property value

How much the area you live in is worth; How expensive your crib is

Daquarius ) That stupid ass nigga Octavion keep shooting bullets in the air every morning!

Jontavius ) Don't be talking junk, he keeping our property value low so we ain't gotta pay no rent, he a real one ONG.

by Jontavius Contarion VIX November 17, 2022

Boomer value

When a corporeal thing or asset holds no intrinsic or monetary value, but is considered highly valuable or priceless to the Boomer who possesses said thing or asset. See antique forest green colored furniture, grandfather clocks, and old dinning ware.

I saw on the Facebook Marketplace a 50 year old floral printed couch Boomer valued at $1,000.

by RieuxRising January 26, 2021

E-value

Short for entertainment value. This value is awarded to a guy/gal who has a crush on you and does amusing things to get your attention. The feelings aren't mutual, but that person IS entertaining.

Megan: Hey you know that nerd Flawson? He yelled "HEY MEGAN!" in the middle of a badminton game.

Moquisha: Hey, atleast he got some E-value!

by monishallure January 14, 2009

trash value

The level of appeal in doing something with no redeeming qualities, entirely characterized by trashiness.

Yeah, I just did it for the trash value.

by TidyMonster June 21, 2010

Fenn value

An artificial inflated value put on an item from Forrest Fenns treasure chest, that was bought at auction impulsively and emotionally due to one’s obsessive behavior during the active Fenn treasure hunt. Such value only holds true in an exchange or sale with another emotionally obsessed Fenn searcher.

Pawn shop owner: yeah man, gold is worth 150$ a gram. I’m not paying you 1400$ dollars extra in Fenn value when Fenn was still alive when his hunt ended. Plus, you don’t even have a certified solution to his puzzle.

by Pocketfullofposey December 15, 2022

boolean value

A human piece of garbage.

You are such a boolean value, Jonas!

by hotfuckboyperson May 27, 2018