Valorant

A first-person shooters that is for stupid and unfunny virgins. People who lost their virginity will play something better, for example CS:GO. It is Also know as deadly brain cancer

P1: Wanna play Valorant?

P2: No cuz im funny and got laid.

by HDRG July 23, 2022

chloe (in valorant)

whenever chloe plays valorant, she always stays with either the classic gun or ghost and light shields. surprisingly, someitmes she would get so many kills. but there are times where she gets no kills in one match. no matter how many times we have told chloe to stop being cheap, she keeps on being cheap. but i mean, if it works for her, then it works for her.

chloe (in valorant)
chloe : *buys only classic/sherrif and light shield*
us : CHLOE STOP BEING SO CHEAP... YOU'RE GONNA DIE FIRST.

by justsophh October 2, 2021

Valorant Virgin

A loser that plays Valorant all day, every single day. They don't know the concept of touching grass or walking outside to look at the sun.

Person 1: Aye do you still play that ass game Valorant?
Person 2: Yeah, it's fun as
Person 1: Nah you're just a Valorant Virgin

by Sm0ked0ut October 29, 2022

Valorant

An addiction like, cocaine and Nicotine.

Guy 1: Hey man want to do some, Meth or Weed?
Guy 2: Nah man, I got Valorant

by BoobInspector December 17, 2022

valorant

A tactical first-person shooter developed by Riot Games is 2020. Lots of sweats and smurfs, after Fortnite kids realized there was a new game for them to sweat at.

Person 1: Dude, there are so many smurfs in valorant.
Person 2: arent you a smurf?
Person 3: wait, what's your Riot ID?
Person 1: kindasus420#6969
Person 3: SO YOU'RE THE LITTLE SHIT IVE FACED IN 3 MATCHES NOW. CMERE BOI.

*fight starts*

by c0mp1ex_val January 16, 2022

Valorant

gay gooners game

Valorant is so cringe

by Flam_3347 November 2, 2025

stolen valor

When you're wearing college perch that's not yours. Like some kind of poser. You are practising stolen valor.

Hey, did you see that gremlin wearing the Harvard sweater with the Yale hat and Princeton shades? Buddy's also wearing a stanford belt. What a moron practising stolen valor.

by anonymous October 9, 2023