vag badger

a medium sized mammal that lives inside a woman's frontbottoms and weaves itself an elaborate protective canopy out of muff hair

Do you stock something called a vag badger?

No, we just sell shoes.

by CellBlock March 12, 2005

Crook Vag

A crooked or otherwise misshapen vagina that can be attached to one's thigh or other nether regions

Jen Rodgers has a Crook Vag, Have you not seen that picture?

by Gilbert Goober December 04, 2007

Vag Tunes

Woman music listened to by a guy. Such as The Fray, John Mayer, Jacks Mannequin, and all other groups with female singers.

This new John Mayer is so good!

Yeah if you like vag tunes.

by Dryhumps McGee September 23, 2010

Vag Bat

When the folds of the labia are oversized and when pulled apart resemble bat wings

That chick has a vag bat!

by Craigman77 June 03, 2010

glazed vag

When a girl goes to a Dunkin' Donuts, claims she knows a guy who works there to gain access to the donut glazing machine to drip hot sugary glazing onto her meat curtain.

H: Hey miss why are you in the back?
DB: Just undergoing a glazed vag procedure using your confectionary equipment.
H: Proceed.

by The Boston Creamer December 29, 2014

vag-cash

When a girl is so loaded that the money she makes is stuffed up her vagina making it too tight to have sexual intercourse.

Stuck up.

That girl is going to be a judge. That girl got vag-cash, never gonna happen for me.

by SLP88 September 13, 2013

Moo-Vag

A big cow vagina who’s always like moo this moo that

e.g. Oli you're such a Moo-Vag about everything

by Poop-A-Doop September 14, 2014