moby vagina

It is used when a girl has a big vagina. Like the size of a whale

Jennifer must've been fisted a lot because she has a moby vagina!

by Ms. Sucia December 25, 2015

Sand in His Vagina

Something said when a male is complaining about everything, or refusing to come out for a night out.

1. why isn't Jim at the pub?

he's got sand in his Vagina!

2. man jim hasn't shut up about the football game.

yer i think he got some sand in his vagina..

by baddazoner February 21, 2011

Mud Crab Vagina

One step further than sand in your vagina. To get super grumpy

Greg got so rekt he had mud crab vagina and went home

by Enerjex September 19, 2017

Delivered on the Wrong Side of the Vagina

It's like waking up on the wrong side of the bed, except it's for life.

Bitchy Girl: Ugh. Can't sleep.
Clever Boy: Stroke yourself.
Bitchy Girl: Get a life.
Clever Boy: Done. Got it at Walmart.
Bitchy Girl: Awesome.
Clever Boy: Someeeeone got delivered on the wrong side of the vagina.
Bitchy Girl: How rude are you right now?
Clever Boy: Enough to be called rude. I guess that's obvious, though.

At this point I'd recommend a snack. Say, doritos. Or yogurt. Yogurt has the potential to be healthy and delicious at the same time.
Bitchy Girl: Honestly, fuck off.
Clever Boy: You should have your own show on MTV.

by TheDonald June 12, 2009

Liver Vagina

When a persons liver is a pussy and they cant handle their alcohol. A Liver Vagina or Lagina means your liver is a bitch.

Jack had 8 beers and passed out. He has a Liver Vagina

by gulliermo November 28, 2013

large mouth vagina

A large sized vag that has the illustration of a bass. Typically caught by a man with a red boat on a lake. There is no suddlety with a large mouth vag.

Her pussy won't close. Dude she might as well be a large mouth vagina caught by a man in a red boat.

by rainmaker#1 January 25, 2014

Vagina

The female private part used to reproduce. The vagina is also used to pleasure a woman. And it should be treated with respect.

The female private part is a vagina

by Kliberty22 August 5, 2018