Finger Tanning

The act of instantly tanning one's finger by swiftly inserting a finger into someone else's asshole, followed by an equally swift removal. To expedite the process, use the asshole of the "someone" right next to you, in any situation.

Robert: Hi Earl! Every time I go tanning, my fingers never get tan. What can I do about this?

Earl: Well Robert, my good friend Clive once told me about "Instant Finger Tanning."

Robert: Hmm, sounds interesting. How can I do that?

Earl: By sticking your fingers all the way up my ass Robert! That's how!

Robert: WOW! That sounds easy!

Earl: Easier than dingleberry pie Robert. Easier than dingleberry pie.

by 2slick December 12, 2010

Tanning

1. Making short work of - especially associated with "downing" alcohol.

2. Process in which skin pigmentation darkens as a result of exposure to ultraviolet light.

3. A beating/whipping

1. "He was fairly tanning that bottle of vodka!"

2. "Katie Price has really taken the tanning too far"

3. "She gave him a right good tanning the other night"

by c2d2 July 20, 2010

Tanni

A massive shit or diarrhea that causes you to miss Physics class.

When she came into Physics class 20 minutes late, we already knew what was up; she had taken the biggest tanni of her life.

by RidgeFizzlePizzle October 25, 2010

Tanning the Thighs of Saint George

Slapping thighs with your penis until they are bright red, and then ejaculating a cross ontop of them, in the form of an English flag.

To show my sexual patriotism, I tanned the thighs of Saint George.

by Munglai January 17, 2004

Tanning

To go off outside, and smoke anything that needs to be smoked apon.

I went out said go tanning, so I smoked myself a bowl

by BlackDaliah October 9, 2010

Tyrannical Tuck

What you call someone when they are in a position of power and abuse that power and can be seen as a tyrant or very corrupt person.

"Tyrannical Tuck banned me for saying he was corrupt." "Tyrannical Tuck is a very corrupt man!"

by TheAmericanBreed February 8, 2017

tanning dirty

occurs when a chick tans with different bathing suits on creating a dirty looking tan line

I got w/ a girl last night who's ass was banged up lookin from tanning dirty.

by Double DD January 26, 2008