hole-in-two

The act of cumming any two of the following: a woman's ass, pussy, or her mouth all in one orgasm (or a man's ass AND mouth). It takes both good control and, with the ass or pussy to mouth, a longer orgasm with a large load.

Patrick fucked her ass hard until he started to cum. Then he used his kegel muscles to hold himself mid-cum while he quickly slipped his cock from her ass to her pussy and completed the hole-in-two.

by Kate Charlton February 9, 2008

two's up

Two's up is a very old Yorkshire expression meaning, "Save me a small amount of what you're currently consuming" It was originally used by miners who were hungry and wanted a piece of pie from one of their more fortunate colleagues. It became more popular in the 70's and meant "share your cigarette with me".

I've left my fags at home, two's up on your rolly (hand rolled cigarette)"

by Little Alf September 8, 2016

Highlander Two

Something that everyone knows really did happen, but pretends never did, because it was so awful, or everyone is in denial

Norton: How was Easter brunch with your fiance's entire family, including the crazy ones?
Kramden: Highlander Two, dude. Never happened.
Norton: But I saw it on the news, there was a fight, and a fire...
Kramden: Highlander Two!
Norton: And the helicopters, and the swat team...
Kramden: HIGHLANDER TWO!

by evadgib June 23, 2010

two prong

To use multiple communication outlets to reach your intended target. If someone isn't responding by text, facebook, ecetera, you use a secondary form to get their attention.

Two prong? Seriously? I didn't answer my phone and now she's all up on my Twitter. relentless

by RachJ January 8, 2015

two-thousandaire

A member of America's class of home-owning families with only two thousand dollars in savings. Deeply in debt, they live from paycheck to paycheck dreading any unforseen financial catastrophies such as a sudden illness or unemployment. First coined by Karen De Coster and Eric Englund.

Taking out a home equity loan might seem like a good idea to a two-thousandaire, unless one gets laid off and ends up penniless.

by Joe Rodolico July 1, 2006

Two Heaters

When Testicles are placed upon ones forehead and using the warmth

Person 1: I got two heaters, they work well.

Person 2: Oh? Do they now...?

Person 1: Yeah! These testicles are SO warm on my face.

by BobbyBaja December 6, 2009

two-pieced

to be hit in rapid succession by two punches

Did you see the fight when Kobe got two-pieced?

by jjthekid March 6, 2008