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tweeter twatter

A word used by elderly people to disguise a word that would be used for weird couples. Like a blonde girl (whos hair is not a natural blone... more like a poopy color) or a funky short but not too short hair that can be blonde or brown. The male may look funny or look like an animal such as the duck and the female might look for dead birds in the sky. They are the same age or at least are in the same grade and some teachers might know that one likes the other because friends might like to tell teachers and creep them out.
Meghan has a huge stalker crush on Ryder and he has a duckface........... QUACK!!! These two kids are a tweeter twatter
by MARIE V. November 15, 2011
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Twatter

-A user of twitter because twitter is strictly for twats that complain about everything life has to offer.

- Anyone that takes twitter seriously.

- Also could be a future reference to a twitter type porn.
- Hector123: @Preston I totally love going out and tweeting about last night!

- Preston: @Hector123 lol i know you twatter! #TonightsYourNightMan
by mizz_khalifa@twitter.com October 24, 2011
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twattering

Twattering = the art of being bland, boring, useless and very irritating tit. All at once.
The ram was just twattering about
by Thetruthwillout July 22, 2023
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Twatter

A slang word for the social media app "Twitter" because of Twitter's allowance of nudity you'll often find a lot of twat in your feed from the sex worker community and ugly girls looking for attention with low self esteem who somehow haven't figured out how to monitize their blown out twats, rather they share them for free, their only payment being complements from men who live in their mothers basement.

This is how the app evolved from Twitter to Twatter, because all you'll find behind the SJW wall of uneducated political debate is twats, twats as far as the internet can reach.
When Sarah openes her Twatter app there is a lot of twats on her feed.
by M.R. AVALON September 12, 2021
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Twattered

Tweet-Battered
Her twitter stalkers had mercilessly twattered her
by §Simply_Sara69 July 17, 2021
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Rat Twatter

Clive you’re a dirty rat twatter, what happens if your Barbra finds out? I am sure she’d cut off your tail and stuff in reet up your arse hole.
by Ginger Barbarian. June 7, 2021
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Twatter

A name for a big fat twat, commonly used in slang for insulting people you really don't like.
"She's a right twatter she is"
by Anonymous739291 November 7, 2024
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