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twatted

I smoked so much last night that I was twatted.
by beewtbc November 10, 2011
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sick twisted fuck

a very sick and disturbed individual. You don't know what he or she is going to do next. A time bomb waiting to go off.
1. Near the end of the great early-90s movie "Misery" (based on the novel of the same name by literature king Stephen King), the protagonist (a novelist) and the villian (a psychotic woman) are in the basement fighting before the cops arrive. The novelist says to her that she's a "sick twisted fuck" before he shoves her face into the keys of a typewriter. See this movie, you will be tremendously thrilled. It's great for a cloudy night.

2. Gary Glitter is a glam rock superstar of the 70s and 80s. He's scored a tally of hits, the most famous one is probably "Rock'N'Roll Part 2", which is chanted by crowds at stadium events all over the planet. In 1999 he left his computer at a shop for repairs and on the hard disk a massive database of kiddie porn was discovered. He spent a few months in prison in his native UK, then headed to Cuba in disgrace. He later packed up and went to Cambodia. He was kicked out of that country for sexual perversion (that's bad). He then settled in Vietnam and bought a house there. Some neighbors saw him frollicking in a swimming pool with some Vietnamese girls, some as young as 10. Then he took them inside, you can guess the rest. He was arrested, the police found some more kiddie smut on his laptop and he was sentenced to a few years behind bars. He shouted, "Do you know who I am?" during the trial. Well, yes we do know. He's a pervert and a child molester and a sick twisted fuck.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice May 27, 2008
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blue twisted steel

The hardest, strongest, most durable substance in the universe. This phrase is more common to those born prior to 1960. Many have used this phase, however no one knows of its true origins. They just know that nothing can beat it.
It is a damn shame that the Twin Towers weren’t made of blue twisted steel.
by RaiderJunky October 26, 2005
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toasted egg-bread

A redefinition of french toast to emphasize the it is, in fact, an egg-based dish.
This morning I let my bread soak in a whole lot of egg, and then toasted it on a skillet, thereby creating toasted egg-bread.
by serunato September 5, 2009
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get twisted

Getting intoxicated. Smoking, drinking, pill popping...
by FatBoyMag.com March 27, 2009
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toasted

Being totally fucked from shmoking the weed.
Dude I've drilled like 10 hotties and I'm totally toasted.

I'm so toasted man that I'm sitting on the couch, wrapped in a blanket and dreamin about a glass of water.
by Darbs May 31, 2005
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Nuts are Twisted

When a guy is torn between two or more girls, or any situation where several girls have oposing influences on him.
Dans nuts are twisted over going over to Holly's house for the night or being faithful to Ashley.
by TBACE14 July 18, 2006
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