twalker

A "Twitter Stalker" aka someone who stalks you on Twitter by constantly re-tweeting, commenting, and generally obsessing over your tweets.

"John is pretty nice but he's kind of a twalker"

by EmilyS October 20, 2009

Blue Fag Tracker (BFT)

A synonym of the slang word "gaydar". This term is an offshoot of the US military term "Blue Force Tracker". BFT is a tool the US military uses to track Soldiers on the battlefield in real time. In this case the term refers to a persons ability to spot someone who is gay.

That one registered a blip on my Blue Fag Tracker (BFT)!

by lrsu December 5, 2010

Side-Twacked

When you are supposed to be somewhere, but you hit the pipe a few too many times, you are so spun on meth that you end up on about five different side missions.

1. 3:00AM--
"I know I was supposed to be here at noon but I had to go the store, smoke, pick up carl, smoke, ran into Lisa & Rachel, smoke, went home to change clothes and check my e-mail, smoke, and ended up on Urban Dictionary for hours. I guess I got side tracked". "More like Side-Twacked".
2. "Put down the pipe and come strait here. Don't go getting Side-Twacked alright".

by Sue Pergone November 25, 2006

thwackermits

large mittens worn upon the hands for snatching orangutans from their trees.

explorer: is that an orangutan up in that tree?
his friend: why yes it is. Allow me to obtain it with my thwackermits.

by Tom Harding for sure February 27, 2004

twacked

to be twacked is to be under the influence of crystal meth

L. - damn broddy im fuck'n twacked
P. - ahaha Me too !

by baddxbxtchxdopey August 7, 2010

twalker

a person that signed up for twitter but never ever tweets just stalks peoples feeds

he has like three tweets and hes been active 2 years must be a "twalker"

by shroom21 November 9, 2014

snail tracker

A chick who is good at finding snail trails after you've been to the strip club or banged another lady.

"Damn! Rhonda always be trippin'! I done went to the club 'bout fifty-leven times and she always be findin' out. She be a snail tracker from way back, bra!"

by Zombie Assassin November 7, 2014