water topper

What you leave in the toilet after a day of heavy eating, possibly the result of extreme constipation.

Sometimes thought of as a competitive achievement, as in: "check out my water topper"

A "water topper" is an island, but in the toilet.

by Mountain Club September 10, 2009

Forest trooper

A man who continually finds himself having sex with females who have outrageously hairy vaginal areas

U fucked ole hairy Mary? Damn joe you're becoming a forest trooper!

by bigpoppiboi June 20, 2011

RIP TRIPPER

A RIP TRIPPER IS A VERY CLOUDY MAN WHO VAPES ALOT

THAT JOHN IS A RIGHT RIP TRIPPER

by thermomen July 12, 2016

Dirty storm trooper

A guy ejaculates into his hand and rubs it all over the head or "helmet" of his penis then inserts it into an ass!

I gave my wife the dirty storm trooper last night

by ER Dark Force April 18, 2016

tripper

Basically, someone crazy; someone who does or says weird things for no reason.

Dan: I don't know, I just never do my homework for no reason.

Mikaela: Tri-pper! *giggle*

by Mallorey April 21, 2005

trapper

a drug dealer

yeah we da trappers of da year.

-j-money

by ddszadgf gfhyfyry January 10, 2009

muffin topper

The jerk who only takes the top part from the muffins in the breakroom each morning, resulting in the proliferation of the less desirable "bottoms", which then become dry and inedible over the course of the day.

May you be hoist by your own petard someday, muffin topper

by furiousgnu April 9, 2009