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State Trooper Syndrome 

The act of obviously searching for more complex words to use in one's speech when more simple words will do just fine, and in most cases, work out better.
"We encountered the uhhhhh perpetrator as he attempted to evacuate the uhhhh edifice. He then utilized the egress and proceeded to uhhhhh abscond with the uhhhhh victim's paraphernalia."

hey, why don't you just say "we saw the guy that did it as he left the building with the other guy's stuff?"

because then people won't think i'm smarter than i am.

ahhh, State Trooper Syndrome then?

taking it like a trooper 

When one endures sexual pain to satisfy their partner.
His size was big but there she was riding him and 'taking it like a trooper.'

Backdoor trooper 

A person who, quite frankly, LOVES the cock and takes it in the backdoor route!
"Hey mo fo you heard about Michael Barrymore?"

-"Yea man he's such a backdoor trooper"

State Trooper [cock sucker] 

Asshole cops who tend to be rejects from other precints. They use the "Entrapment" "Tail and Ticket" and "Radar That Only I Can Read" methods to ticket people, typically college students and the elderly. They earn kick backs on the number of tickets they write.

They also will ticket you for speeding while passing a slower vehicle in a two way road. Apparently, one can pass a vehicle legally, unless you exceed the marked speed to pass the said vehicle.

Tend to be among the lowest of officers in the police caste system, yet highest ranking in State affairs. Some of the gualifications are as follow:

-Egotistical
-Asshole Traits
-Zealous
-Posses an un-deserved sense of accomplishment
-Redneck
-Backass and closed minded
-Must own Walmart Aviators
-Be unswayable
"That State Trooper cock sucker ticketed me for going 78 in a 70 while trying to pass someone going 45 in the 70..."

"I got ticketed by the wannabe Chuck Norris over there who doesn't realize he's a state trooper, not a Texas Ranger"

cooper trooper

Bryan is a total Cooper Trooper. He's got all of Alice Cooper's albums, many on vinyl.
cooper trooper by T-von August 9, 2007

scout trooper (star wars) 

a star wars troop, with slightly different armor than the stormtrooper, and its specification is sniping and sneaking into enemy territory
"scout trooper (star wars)"

officer: scout troopers get out here now!

trooper 1: yes sir!