Touche squeeze

When u grabbed a women's ass and yell it out before u do it

by El_burro March 23, 2003

Toucher De Weiner

A person who touches male genitals

I hear that you are a Toucher De Weiner

by Chris February 20, 2005

Meat Toucher

Funnier than Kafka-esque.

You should make the sign read, no meat touching ma'am!

by NotRD March 3, 2004

touché

If one person presents an argument and another delivers a clever or appropriate response, the first person may respond with "touché" as a way of acknowledging a good response.

When I was at the strip club the other night:

Stripper: Someones face got a little close to my ass...

Me: Someones ass got a little close to my face!

Stripper: touché.

by Rocco of Melbourne July 22, 2009

touchole

A person who acts like a "asshole"

Mr Sludge is the biggest touchole I know

by Tony September 18, 2003

touched

“touched” is a metaphor for being stabbed.

How many times have I touched them kids, the whole opp blocks been molested?

by thewholeoppblock February 25, 2020

water toucher

a penis long enough to touch the water in the toilet while going number two

i've seen your penis and it aint no water toucher

by Matt Parker (parkman47) February 15, 2006