brown torpedo

when you stand over a sleeping person and take a shit on their face.

that brown torpedo hit my face and splattered.

by blockrader August 22, 2009

sloppy torpedo

while engaging in anal intercourse, after the male ejaculates, he does not pull out and instead pees in recievers butt.

i gave that stupid slut a sloppy torpedo last night, she loved it!

by christopher e. cole February 7, 2005

protein torpedo

Skin Flute

Mr.Sulu was the Protein Torpedo expert on the USS Enterprise, and as such was subjected to several protein torpedo impacts on a regular basis.

by kjhowell March 1, 2009

Sexy Topless Dancer

A nice and discreet way of referring to a female with an STD.

Phil: "Hey man, have you gotten around the bases yet with that hot babe you met at the bar last week?"

Steve: "No brother, I slid into third because I heard she's a sexy topless dancer."

Phil: "Ahhh OK. You don't want those crotch critters."

by Yahoo! Answers Phil J February 24, 2009

Torpedo

When a Man runs full speed while erect into a woman bending over. (completely random girl)

yo man, i torpedoed some chick last night, too bad i missed. Now my dicks real fucked.

by Blake Nowak June 7, 2007

topless bus

A double decker bus with no roof, so the people on top can look at the view. Officially known as an open-top bus but that isn't quite as gigglishly funny as referencing topless.

Ooh look at that topless bus!

by bus spotter July 23, 2006

frozen torpedo

Poop that has been wrapped in aluminum foil, frozen, then "reinserted". Often used by gay men as a form of sexual stimulation.

Brandon and Ashwin enjoy using frozen torpedos in their various gay games.

by Cledis October 27, 2004