cum toothpaste

(v.) To attempt to spit after fellatio, but instead firing it on ones teeth on the way out, leaving it all over the mouth.

Butt licka uses cum toothpaste for a good brush!


His brush of choice? Why, it's the one with a fleshy handle and fuzz on the other end!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

nasty toothpaste

when a guy cums onto a toothbrush and makes a girl brush her teeth using the cum as toothpaste

guy 1: I gave my girl a nasty toothpaste last night
guy 2: DAAAAMN! you a playa homes

by J-slicket May 21, 2006

toothpaste hangover

a toothpaste hangover is when you just brushed your teeth and then you go and have some food/drink and it taste horrible b/c of the toothpaste.

aww man i got a damn "toothpaste hangover"

by heartbroken13 July 13, 2011

shitty toothpaste

This act is the ultimate combination of two things. You fuck a girl in the ass an pull out sideways to give her a pink sock. Then you donkey punch her so hard she shits herself. The combination of these two things will give her what resembles the top of an freshly squeezed toothpaste bottle.

John: Why is that girl crying?

Bob: I gave her the shitty toothpaste..

John: OH..... MY.... GOD.......

Bob: Yeah, I know...

by Bad Booner April 29, 2008

Toothpaste, I'd use her shit as

Term of affection about a third party

I love her so much I'd use her shit as toothpaste

by Pope John-Paul II October 10, 2002

Toothpaste suicide

When toothpaste decides to commit suicide by jumping off a toothbrush. This is usually followed by a change of clothes to avoid unwanted comments about white marks on your clothes.

This morning Jeff wat late for work because of a toothpaste suicide that dirtied his black pants.

by koggelmander June 14, 2013

Thotmaster

Ruler of Thots (the hoe over there); one who is masters and dominates over those "hoes". Commonly one who carries various STDs. This male or rare female figure can usually be spotted or told apart by his or her douchey appearance.

That guy is surrounded by thots, he's like a Thotmaster

by Master of thots June 13, 2014