tampoon

to insult somone with tampoon meaning they are a tomponed poon

johnyboy:fuck you sean your a fucking tampoon!

sean:whats that?

by ass rammer 67777 October 24, 2008

tampooned

the act of a woman youre not really dating hiding tampoons in your bathroom so as to warn other women of her presence.

a chick tampooned sometime last week and it ruined my chances with this girl i had over.

by chismgism January 11, 2012

tampoon

a female sanitary aid which goes in a nice warm place..

When the man watched the attractive woman bend over to pick something up, he silently wished he was her tampoon.

by fuckman January 5, 2008

topoo

The art of being able to crank one off whilst taking a poo

Topoo - Being able to ejaculate whilst curling one down

by Paul Tried August 12, 2007

Tampoon

Tampoon is a word I made up ages ago. It's used to describe a tampon used by very large women; resembles a cotton harpoon. Vampires use them to make tea

I can't believe she uses a tampoon

by babyswanlets July 21, 2011

Tampoon

When a lady accidentally drops a tampon (unused of course) from her handbag in an awkward public place. ie. Buckingham Palace.

Incoming tampoon! I tampooned on the check-out chick while paying for groceries.

by RogueRouge October 1, 2009

tomooha

Tomooha is a unusual greeting for someone named Tom or Tomoose. Originated from a very drunken evening involving Tequila. Tomooha's can generally be found in their field playing their sax-am-a-phone or drinking excessive amounts in thier own mini-bar. They always use unnecessary words that normal people have to look up in the dictionary, because it makes them feel better about themselves. Also may have an animal called Jeff.

Mooha also originates from Tomooha.

Friend - Hey Tomooha, how's it going?
Tomooha - Im unimpeachable, fancy a Stout?

by TheFatMessiah November 9, 2008