I got this

What you say when you are 100% sure of your ability to make something your bitch.

You're are driving a truck full of your stoner friends. The car in front of you slams on its breaks and all of your wasted friends are screaming that they are going to die.

You scream "I GOT THIS!!!" and then you stop your car just inches away from the car's bumper.

by Fasle December 26, 2009

got work?

a phrase used to nonchalantly ask if someone has any crack cocaine to sell.

dealer: what's up, son?

me: got work?

dealer: heal yeah!

by fereakmotherfucker June 20, 2006

Got It Sorted

Aussie vernacular for a problem that has been solved or sorted.

We had our differences but we got it sorted.

by wardswords November 29, 2016

got musked

to be scammed by a green energy grifter

a website about how a green energy grifter is scamming the world (gotmusked.com)

Man, Brian got musked by that CEO on Twitter who promised his cars would APPRECIATE in value.

by LoveMyTeslaBut April 22, 2021

got papers

proof of ownership; marriage license

I don't want to go home baby, but you know my divorce is snagging. My wife still got papers on me.

by talk2me-JCH2 May 29, 2022

ain't got no

a slang term that means "don't have any" when translated into proper english. very commonly used in the southern part of the U.S.

(friend)"Lend me a dollar, man"
(you)"You know i ain't got no money"

by Madam Fantastic March 6, 2004

got the painters in

a polite way of saying you have your period.

by fert April 24, 2003