Not the full ticket

Not clinically sane; Not all there; One sandwich short of a picnic.

'Have you seen that weirdo over there shouting at people as they walk past?", "Yeah, he's not the full ticket, is he?"

by Jo 4 Jamie January 16, 2006

shit tickler

Any person that enjoys, but is not limited to, constantly fingering the anus of others.

John: Fucking ew dude, did you hear what tom did to all the other guys at marv's sleepover?

Zach: Yeah dude. what a fuckin shit tickler.

John: I bet that twisted bastards' fingers smell.

by JakE May 21, 2007

Key West Butt Tickler

Any thick facial hair found on a gay man.

Wow look at that guys Key West Butt Tickler!!

by D Corey September 26, 2007

Ticket Flicker

One who through local state law, and the inability to speak the local language due to their illegal immigration, is reduced to flicking tickets to promote pornography in your drunken Las Vegas face.

Get your porno ticket out of my drunken Las Vegas face you ticket flicker! What up don?

by imadoctorofjournalism January 5, 2010

Tickle Tony

A man who maybe fruity (gay), who talks whilst moving his hands in a tickling motion. As if he were fondling the air.

Hey Steve, I think we might have a tickle Tony over here.

by jcoker12345 May 22, 2014

Tickled Gruffy

An itchy grundle, iritated gooch

Dude i slept with this dirty bird and now i got an tickled gruffy.

by JerzeyJBoi June 12, 2018

Tickets To See X

Trigger warning

When someone either knows that they’ll die soon or they want to ask for help when they want to commit they say they have tickets to see X .

Miranda: Lindsey, I got tickets to see X.

Lindsey: I heard the concert is terrible. Don’t go. Let’s go to the movies instead, love.

by gzmakally March 7, 2020