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by thepiguyofdoom May 26, 2010
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Turtle Man

A You Tube celebrity that wades in drainage ditches to hunt snapping turtles. He is currently up to 1.8 Million hits. He might be one of the biggest hillbillies of all time. His technique is to feel out the turtles with his feet and then yank them up and shriek out loud. Heeee-yip!

Turtle Man Quote - " I try not to smile cause I got ma teef knocked out by a chain saw."
Did you see the Turtle Man get bit by that huge snapper?
by WindowLicker9000 January 29, 2010
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Turtle

by TurtlesAreCool42 December 5, 2017
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turtle

a smart lil sea boi! turtles r good for the environment and are very friendly!! they may walk slow but they are cute and adorable. do not hate on turtles :,)
by 1ly October 19, 2019
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Post Turtle

A turtle balanced on top of a fence post
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 70-year-old Texas rancher (whose hand had caught in a gate while working cattle), a doctor and the old man were talking about George W. Bush being in the White House.

The old Texan said, "Well, ya know, Bush is a 'post turtle'."

Not knowing what the old man meant, the doctor asked him what a post turtle was.

The old man said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle."

The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain, "You know he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belong there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just want to help the poor stupid guy get down."
by Pinko_Commie May 6, 2004
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turtle's head dick

Extremely small penis caused by excessive fat in the pubic/groin area. Penis can shrink back into the scrotum and totally disappear, like a turtle's head.
Since I've put on all this weight I've developed a turtle's head dick! Every time I look down at it the head sucks back into my scotum. Poof! Out of sight!
by talk2me-JCH2 February 24, 2021
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teenage mutant ninja turtles

One of the best U.S. cartoon series ever to exist, and first appeared as a comicbook in the early 1980s. Has 3 movie incarnations and 3 different series to air on TV, the newest appearing 2003.
Hey dawg, you saw Ninja Turtles yesterday? Them damn turtle boys iz bad azz fuck, my nigga!
by Tha Armada September 30, 2003
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