i'm thinkin' arby's

a warning from guys to their guy friends when they see them talking to a girl who seems promiscuous or is a well-known slut, to keep them away from said girl, in reference to the girls vagina resembling an Arby's roast beef sandwich.

Sonny: "Hey, dude, I'm talking to that one Megan chick. She seems nice."
Hayden: "Dude, she's slept with so many guys. I'm thinkin' arby's."

by sonnyreyes August 4, 2008

thinking

what I don't do during class

I was "thinking" during class today.

by pink_lilywater6406 September 6, 2018

thinking of you

what you text to the person who is the object of your masturbation fantasies as you are masturbating. Text usually sent first thing in the morning or last thing at night.

Hi Honey. "thinking of you " right now. wish you were here !

by broncula January 5, 2012

Tree trunkin

while a dude sits on a tree trunk and a chick sucks his dick

John - last night angela gave me a tree trunkin, i blew my load all in her mouth

by misssuckit June 3, 2010

Thinking gloves

When a thought comes to you during masterbation

Bob: hey joe thats a cool project, how did u think of that?

Joe: oh I just put my thinking gloves on last night:P

by T-shake October 18, 2009

thinking with two heads

when a guy does an action by using the head where his brain is located and the head where his penis is located. A guy does this action so that it would probably increase his progress of further getting laid or just does an action and gets made fun of.

Person A- Jim!! Open the door for the girls behind you.
Person B- Tom! No thanks I have better things to do.
Person A- Its called chivalry... you could learn something thats how I get laid
Person B- Nope, its called thinking with two heads...and thats what you could learn
Person A- (silent)

by darthmaul.92 April 28, 2011

original thinking

What they ask you about on applications to screw you over

"Explain how you demonstrate original thinking." Me: Shit.

by rrhem November 14, 2013