Orange Trombone

When your nose is up Trumps Ass while giving him a hand-job from behind.

“Devin Nunes is Trying out for First Seat in the Orange Trombone Section”

by Mr. Playa February 1, 2018

I'm hard, veiny, and filled with blood. I throb and pulsate too. I usually stop throbbing, when I'm not inside of you. What am I?

A heart

heart: I'm hard, veiny, and filled with blood. I throb and pulsate too. I usually stop throbbing, when I'm not inside of you. What am I? A heart of course!

by iuefuh August 22, 2023

Throwback Thursday

When you put a picture from a "while" ago on your social media sites

omq Throwback Thursday, I needa find a photo of myself from like hella lonq ago and post it on facebook

by myreinder February 20, 2012

Rusty Trombone

when a living organism administers raging anal domination through the tongue, or the closest cousin to the tongue, while simultaniously and strategically administering a jerkdown on a penis of the anal domination recipient. side effects include clearing of the testicles, and a squeaky clean delicious ass.

That is a nice monkey you have there. I hear he plays a mean rusty trombone. how much?

by Hilznack October 4, 2005

flesh trombone

An instrument in the same family as the skin flute, the bone-a-phone, the pink oboe, and the meat whistle.

She has mastered playing the flesh trombone.

by Clammo April 5, 2007

Trombone Player

The Trombone Player is the backbone of the band, especially marching bands and pep bands. This is partly because of the greater skill involved in being able to find the proper notes along the unmarked or non-graduated slide, unlike other musicians who rely on strict fingering charts or valve combinations. As a result of this greater ability, the Trombone player is also generally a better musician and will frequently go on to lead his own orchestra like Glenn Miller and Count Basie.

1) Damn dude, did you hear how totally superb those trombone players were? They completely carried the band.

2) After paying his dues on lesser instruments like the baritone and tuba, James felt he finally reached that level of experience necessary to play the only real low brass instrument that mattered and become a trombone player.

by The Arbiter of the Prophets April 29, 2008

that'll make your pussy throb

Something a female days when she is aroused, or turned on by something.

Sara: "Oh my God did you see that Timothée Chalamet photoshoot?"
Emma: "YES! That'll make your pussy throb"

by Alabama bich April 2, 2020