Mitosis Three Way

A euphemism to describe a particular investment partnership involving three individuals where 1 party's investment is 50% of the total and the other party's investments are 25% of the total, each.

Imagine the investment as a pair of cells where one cell has undergone mitosis resulting in 2 identical daughter cells and the other cell unchanged.

Got a connect that'll do a QP for $700 so split that in a mitosis three way with the bois and I'm getting an O for $175 which is way under budget this month

by blub blub mcgee January 20, 2021

Alabama three way

Have intercourse with your first and second cousin at same time

I had a Alabama three way with my first and second cousin

by Kellz72 November 5, 2023

Three-way Bablade

During a three way(usually two guys, one girl), the two end members place a Bablade arena on the back or stomach of the middle member, and play a game of Bablade

Me and Tom were fucking Jessica and then we did the ol' Three-Way Bablade.

by Shattergang Ace January 11, 2024

Three-Way Handshake

Three men form a triangle. One man reaches across the triangle and starts jerking one mans penis. The mans penis who is getting jerked reaches across and jerks off both men.

Hey want to go back to my place and have a Three-Way Handshake?

by HoldenTudix May 5, 2023

Three-Way Bingo

A person who is simultaneously beautiful and morbidly obese.

Tess Holliday is a Three-Way Bingo.

by Ainsley Nippleworth, Esq. December 11, 2023

Three-way Split

A three-way of only girls.

Oh, look at that three-way split.

by ZT321916 August 6, 2022

Corn Three Way

When 2 women use an ear of corn as a double headed dildo and the man eats the corn.

Jill, Tom, and Julia had a corn three way last night.

by MANBlossom August 30, 2022