Stories《¤》 Story 《¤》 Stork: The First Juvenile Release... 

What I call homo-sapiens who addicted to axolotls to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to axolotls with perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Stories《¤》 Story 《¤》 Stork: The First Juvenile Release...

Stories《¤》 Story 《¤》 Stork: The First Juvenile Release... by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

close the store for you 

I'll buy you anything you want. Money is not an object!; boastful flaunting

Tomorrow at Noon, we're going to Victoria's, and you can have whatever you want! I've called ahead and requested they close the store for you!

close the store for you by talk2me-JCH2 July 20, 2021

I'm just running to the store 

A term used to inform you that you are no longer loved by the speaker and that you are to be left alone for the foreseeable future to fend for yourself (usually used by a father)

Me: Dad where are you going with that suitcase full of your things?
Dad: I'm just running to the store

I'm just running to the store by LilBigGay March 11, 2019

Visit the store 

Something Urban Dictionary wants you to do so you can buy their $24.00, $25.00, $30.00, and $48.00 items for your husband Karen.

UrbDic: Visit the store!
...
UrbDic: VISIT THE STORE.

Visit the store by Humanish October 2, 2020

The Storby 

a unique individual that compensates for his lack of social skills with limitless amounts of useless knowledge

The Storby yelled "superstar" as he slipped over the plaque.

The Storby by your buddies March 13, 2004

Excuse me, the store is now closed. Please exit the building. 

What you here in the infinite Ikea from the SCP series after the lights turn off.
This means you have been spotted by an Employee.
RUN!!!

"Excuse me, the store is now closed. Please exit the building." - SCP-3008-2

Excuse me, the store is now closed. Please exit the building. by SpeedyG877 November 23, 2020

Going To The Store 

(Verb, To go to the store) Referring to the youtube video, "Going To The Store", where a claymation man seemingly has an epileptic fit whilst walking down the street, accompanied by a jaunty tune. If you say someone "Went to the store", it means they committed an act of insanity or clumsiness that results in people openly asking, "What the ACTUAL fuck, did I just see?"

"Dude, Mr. Goldsmith totally went to the store on us in metalwork last block."

"Hahaha, When you tripped, it looked like you were going to the store, bro!"

"You look like you're going to the store whenever you run, no offense"

"I know, I totally go to the store whenever I drink, I'm such a flail."

Going To The Store by RascallyRabbit September 12, 2011