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fat boy merc-ed

To eat in a manner that could be considered an act of War.
I fat boy merc-ed a taco bell quesadilla in a way that could be considered a war crime in 37 countries.
by Coyote Havoc July 26, 2024
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Road Trip in the Merc

A phrase used by gentlemen in a crowded room to signal to other gents they need to make a swift exit and go discuss the nights antics, game plan and pussy.
“Decent champagne, shame thought as Moet is only for chopping (proceeds to chop his glass of champagne). I think it’s time for a Road Trip in the Merc? Rendezvous at the porch in 5?”
by Heybro... July 18, 2024
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Merc

Usually, hiring money kill bands was easy. Then they started calling themselves "mercenaries" and having payment plans, flat rates, and 'insurance'.
by KJtheMerc August 17, 2021
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Merc

To merc someone. A guy tells a girl this when he wants to shower her with all her dreams and goals in one day and every materialistic thing she wants , and want for nothing , to get her to marry you forever and be faithful and loyal to you forever and don’t cheat on you at all mentally or physically. Not even in the slightest way.
I merc Day Sulan but she turned me down anyway. What more can I do?
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ September 21, 2024
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merc flet

You misspelled it, buddy.
Just add another E to Fleet.
Guy 1: merc flet
Guy 2: You misspelled it, buddy, just add another E to Fleet.
by Hypurrelet August 14, 2023
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Merc Fleet

(CHARACTERS IN THE GAME WILL MOST LIKELY GET MORE INFORMATION, MEANING THAT LATER ON THIS WILL BE OUTDATED!)

Merc Fleet is an extremely fast-paced TPS (Third Person Shooter), with a completely banger soundtrack, and is considered to be a Furry Game because of the 2 characters (so far), being Furries.

1. Shelldon Carius (Serial Unit HT-463):

The Gun Dealer that sells you guns, and is pretty talkative. Since he constantly blabs about random events in his life, facts (mostly things about him), or ideas for stuff.

2. Kassanda Gunness (Lady of the Court):

Nothing about her as of now.

Seriously though, Its a banger game, go try it out.
Guy 1: Merc Fleet is such a good game!
Guy 2: I know right?
Guy 1: I wanna fuck Shelldon's tight Protogen ass so badly!
Guy 2: Me too, bro, me too.
by Hypurrelet August 13, 2023
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Merc

To skill someone out
"This guy wants a rap battle I will easily merc him."
by Leow123 February 15, 2017
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