merc

the guy every Discord server calls the best staff they’ve ever had; reliable, fair, and always there when things go down

Thank god merc was online, the server would’ve exploded without him

by quantumercs October 16, 2025

Kirk Merc Shirk

Iconic adult film star Kirk Mercury allegedly had over 100 Illegitimate children. This has led to some circles referring to abandoning a child or pregnant woman as the "The Kirk Merc Shirk".

AJ never met his dad. His mom said he pulled the ol' Kirk Merc Shirk.

by ThunderCock_Manshack June 15, 2021

merc flet

You misspelled it, buddy.
Just add another E to Fleet.

Guy 1: merc flet
Guy 2: You misspelled it, buddy, just add another E to Fleet.

by Hypurrelet August 14, 2023

Merced

A crappy town full of inbred ignorant hicks delaying their inevitable end to their crappy unaccomplished lives.

Holy shit you live in Merced??

by MILFHUNTER6968 September 12, 2025

Merc

The nicest, kindest, sweetest, and most generous person in the world.

That person is such a Merc.

by NotUcas April 12, 2023

Merc

Stupid

Merc is a bot

by Boi YeeT man March 5, 2020

fat boy merc-ed

To eat in a manner that could be considered an act of War.

I fat boy merc-ed a taco bell quesadilla in a way that could be considered a war crime in 37 countries.

by Coyote Havoc July 26, 2024