Manatee

A thick sea cow

I like thick sea cows also known as Manatees.

by Save the armadillos October 27, 2019

manatee

A brown herbivorous sea mammal that is home to Florida, and mainly the Everglades National Park

From time to time I dream that I’m a manatee
Undulating underneath the sea
Unshackled by the chains of idle vanity
A modest manatee, that’s me

I look just like a chubby, brown banana-tee
As I nose along the cozy ocean floor
Immune from human folly and inanity
That’s why a manatee is such a happy, herby bore

I’m a manatee, I’m a manatee
I’m every bit as wrinkled as my grannity
No difference between my face and fanity
A noble manatee, well, that’s me

With the dietary habits of a manatee
I never fail to lick my platter clean
I sprinkle seaweed on my raisin branity
The perfect manatee cuisine

With my wit, sophistication and urbanity
I dignify my watery domain
No one near will ever hear me use profanity
Because a manatee has his image to maintain

I’m a manatee, I’m a manatee
I keep my reputation spick and spanity
No difference between my face and fanity
A speakly manatee, well, that's me

Encumbered by my lumbering giganity
I’m thought to be an ocean going brute
The least appealing creature on the planety
But to a manatee, I’m cute

I prefer my world of silence and of sanity
But my underwater friends don’t all agree
For whenever I am dreaming I’m a manatee
Somewhere a manatee is dreaming that he is me

I’m a manatee, I’m a manatee
Outside the fold of boring old humanity
No difference between my face and fanity
I’m a rolly polly, jelly rolly, sugar bowly
Heart and souly manatee, that’s me

by bluestinger66 March 27, 2023

Manatee

A soggy potato that moves slow and sleeps often. Also known as the cow of the sea or "sea cow". The soggy potato's only predator is a boat propeller which cause the "big ouch!".

You are like a Manatee. Manatee's are moving sea potatoes

by _pp2smol_ October 25, 2018

Manateed

To make something late or slow. To delay without apparent reason.

“I was manateed by 2 hours. The turnover was nonexistent.”

by Jbabs December 11, 2021

Manatee Central

A place where groups of manatees bond, eat and socialize.

OMG there’s so many manatees in the manatee central!

by Animalcrazy123 February 21, 2022

Flopped the manatee

when someone really messes up/makes a huge mistake

“Wow, he really flopped the manatee when he didn’t stop to ask for directions.”

by wplemony October 22, 2023

Celestial Manatee

a god-like manatee protecting Earth from space with his delicious, chocolate-flavored cum

May the Celestial Manatee bless you with riches and cummies.

by Nekmeat December 4, 2017