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geezer bird

A girl who dresses or looks like a man.
Also see Mushmalt
by Ben Davis November 6, 2003
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GEEZER PLEASER

A younger woman who carries on with an older man.
Gawd I can't believe Ronda. That fossil has to be sixty and she's twenty four. What a geezer pleaser!
by helmetshortbus September 23, 2010
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retired geezers

Old retired guys who have too much time on their hands.
They are characterized by a lack of patience, which is surprising considering the fact that they probably have nothing better to do than watch Family Fued.
Quite often they start their own blog.
Retired Geezers are the guys with the little change purse in their pockets, who insist on counting out the exact change in the checkout line ahead of me. Usually they get it wrong or don't have the correct amount.
"Dude, that's what they pay the Clerks to do".
by Retired Geezer June 1, 2006
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Crystal Geezer

A clear, fresh and piquant beverage comprised of water in its purest form minus the plastic plus a tinge of fresh minerals straight from earth's crust
Hey, I'm thirsty. Can you go get me a Crystal Geezer at the gas station?
by D Flawless September 19, 2020
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amazing geezer

UK (only?) : amazing + geezer = amazing geezer

Top bloke, Good man, male person who went above and beyond (the call of duty).
Guy1: That Jeff guy is an amazing geezer; he lent me the cab fare to get home. When I tried to pay him back he said, "keep it as a birthday present"!
Guy2: Sweet! Yeah, he's smarter all right. He paid for my hash too!
by Mart2038 June 2, 2015
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Geezer Clone

Have you heard about this guy named John? Hes such a geezer clone.
by Gazorpazerg September 11, 2020
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