singular for policeman, trigger happy scumbags always prone to abuse their power, famously incompetent and with a penchant for covering their own shenanigans like the glorified mobster militia they are. usually rejects from the military, despised by left and right wingers alike, they are the tool with which governments enforce their role when people don't behave like the drooling consumers they're supposed to be.
"where's Mike? i thought we all agreed to be at the park by noon!"
"give him a rest Jim, he's at the vet, a *cop* shot his dog because he was barking at him, said he feared for his safety"
"what a pig!"
"give him a rest Jim, he's at the vet, a *cop* shot his dog because he was barking at him, said he feared for his safety"
"what a pig!"
by Oxyura leucocephala July 23, 2021
Get the Copmug. by Califonication April 28, 2003
Get the copmug. a type of police officer who uses minors with nice cars as a scapegoat for their sexual perfomance problems and one who takes our marijuana and charges us with intent to sell
by sarah April 23, 2003
Get the copmug. Someone whos making your life more difficult or ruins a moment by acting in a blatantly and obnoxious law-abiding manner.
When you're trying to get downtown and the asshole in front of you is going 20mph when he should be doing 30.
"can you believe this guy? what a fuckin cop"
"can you believe this guy? what a fuckin cop"
by Jamie Viva May 27, 2006
Get the copmug. 50, po-po, fags, no good drug coppers saying that they are just taking them so u don't hurt urself but they are just out to get high themselves.
by five ooooo April 24, 2003
Get the copmug. refering to a prison guard while incarcerated.
by x July 27, 2003
Get the copmug. by commonwealth1325 October 19, 2003
Get the Copmug.