Cookie Monster

A male who sexually abuses and exploits children and teens (online). An immoral man-child who needs to grow up. A man that hides himself in trash, and behind screens because he’s a bitch. A trashy-ass pedophile with no respect for his community and the innocent children whom live in it. A old washed-up ass bitch in his 30’s. A very very very ugly man.
Person A: Have you heard of Cookie Monster?

Person B: Yeah, that predatory bitch on the block!

Person A: I hope his useless-ass gets ran over by multiple vehicles.

Person B: I second that!
by Josiejustcute October 19, 2021
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to cookie monster (verb) - to eat ravenously, to devour
After receiving 4 DoorDash orders, John cookie monstered his food on the couch.
His girlfriend's lips were so luscious, he cookie monstered her.
After Cindy hit the bong hard, she cookie monstered the whole bag of Cheetos.
Christy is such a wikety whack hottie, he wanted to cookie monster her.
by Texan Etymologist December 23, 2021
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A monster that lives in every kids closet and force feeds them cookies for 2 hours
by SASUMACH STRAT May 27, 2016
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Cookie Monster

Some peasant who eats nothing but junk food all day, especially cookies.
by Hange Zoe is best girl February 17, 2021
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Cookie Monster

“Hey Liam, where is Gavin?”
“He’s tending to Cookie Monster lol”
by ChokeMeChet29 July 19, 2021
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Somebody who engages in performative allyship in order to figuratively earn cookies from marginalized folks and/or other allies.
Given that Tracy is herself white, she looks like a huge cookie monster every time she goes and Facebook an announces how much she's fed up with white people.
by PoppyLand February 20, 2018
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