There is a Chapman in all of us. He is such a Chapman
by ELCHAPMAN123 May 31, 2018
Get the Chapmanmug. a Sammy Chapman is someone who is very attractive physically and mentally it’s said that everyone who has this name has a massive shlong that goes from 12-30 inches long Sammy Chapmans normally live to be 300 years old and are very sexy.
by log dog October 30, 2021
Get the Sammy Chapmanmug. Usually a Super tall guy that is around 6 foot 4. He typically loves in and out and lives in California.
by The One True Rizzler September 27, 2023
Get the Lucas Chapmanmug. after purchasing new cell phone, keeping your old one active in parallel, turning on vibrate for all notifications, and permanently placing into your rectum
by ClutchT November 16, 2022
Get the the chapmanmug. A 19 year old mum that hates gay guys
She used to sell but now she smokes meth and does cocaine. She shoplifts like a femme fatale.
Her breath smells like cigarettes, she wears juicy Couture and Playboy products. She listens to Britney Spears and rock/rap music often blasting her music loudly in public. She swears at people that stare at her while she's out like a celebrity to paparazzi.
She used to sell but now she smokes meth and does cocaine. She shoplifts like a femme fatale.
Her breath smells like cigarettes, she wears juicy Couture and Playboy products. She listens to Britney Spears and rock/rap music often blasting her music loudly in public. She swears at people that stare at her while she's out like a celebrity to paparazzi.
Klarisse Chapman went to the shops wearing her UGG boots and carrying her juicy duffle bag, she was speaking loudly on the phone about how she is looking for her next baby daddy. She spoke on her hot pink flip phone and bought a monster can, she then bought pregnancy tests knowing full well she will be needing them and she bought a cute baby outfit for her child who she actually loves more than herself or anyone else. Security checked her out on the way out and she rolled eyes having been so used to it.
by Iknowitallyouheardit December 9, 2024
Get the Klarisse Chapmanmug. The Sir Chapman (noun)
When passion meets sweat, fluids and fun on a countertop. Usually involves two consenting adults, a lot of enthusiasm, and a post-event “slip and slide” situation. Known for leaving both participants dizzy, the kitchen unrecognisable, and the cleaning supplies questioning their life choices.
When passion meets sweat, fluids and fun on a countertop. Usually involves two consenting adults, a lot of enthusiasm, and a post-event “slip and slide” situation. Known for leaving both participants dizzy, the kitchen unrecognisable, and the cleaning supplies questioning their life choices.
by Daisy Boo October 15, 2025
Get the Sir Chapmanmug.