Techy Mehki is when you are in a financial crisis and have no more than £50 to your name and do not know how you're going to make it through the month.
Yo bro, I'm going through a Techy Mehki right now, it looks like it's pancakes and noodles for the month.
by Notmewhoyouthink June 4, 2024
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Instead of inventing new, modern and useless technology, they go back to the past for technology that become useless due to obsolescence.
While wanting internet to become a better place, they lack the desire to have a deeper understanding of issues that internet has, so the best thing they do, is try their hardest to mimic and praise the idea of what old internet was that they made up in their head, usually that idea has nothing in common with how internet really was.
While techbros cluelessly try to move internet technology forward into Web 3.0, Techsiss have a big love for web 1.0, and "vibes" of how internet was in the late 2000s.
Many of them are lib-left, users of Tumblr and Twitter, artists, animators or other people who barely if ever touch code, but alas a thousand of sparkledog-filled neocities websites do exist, so they in fact can code.
As was said above, they have only surface level understanding of internet history, and considering how internet was back then they would probably hate it.
Instead of inventing new, modern and useless technology, they go back to the past for technology that become useless due to obsolescence.
While wanting internet to become a better place, they lack the desire to have a deeper understanding of issues that internet has, so the best thing they do, is try their hardest to mimic and praise the idea of what old internet was that they made up in their head, usually that idea has nothing in common with how internet really was.
While techbros cluelessly try to move internet technology forward into Web 3.0, Techsiss have a big love for web 1.0, and "vibes" of how internet was in the late 2000s.
Many of them are lib-left, users of Tumblr and Twitter, artists, animators or other people who barely if ever touch code, but alas a thousand of sparkledog-filled neocities websites do exist, so they in fact can code.
As was said above, they have only surface level understanding of internet history, and considering how internet was back then they would probably hate it.
Now if you try to discuss anything about internet, you'll either look like a Techsis or a Techbro, its better to just go and touch grass.
I saw another video where delusional Techsis was yapping about how great old web was, and their understanding of it was nothing more than a bunch of scheenshots of colorfull gif filled personal pages of autistic teenagers.
You talk about internet history and you dont even know what Usesnet is? You are a fucking Techsis STFU and RTFF"
I saw another video where delusional Techsis was yapping about how great old web was, and their understanding of it was nothing more than a bunch of scheenshots of colorfull gif filled personal pages of autistic teenagers.
You talk about internet history and you dont even know what Usesnet is? You are a fucking Techsis STFU and RTFF"
by IPoAC February 4, 2026
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Techstopia A speculative future state where technology dominates every aspect of daily life, only made possible by total immersion in tech; similar to a dystopian future.
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Police using facial-recognition vans to scan people’s faces in public places feels like the start of a Techstopia.
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Police using facial-recognition vans to scan people’s faces in public places feels like the start of a Techstopia.
Lee: Bruv, when I went into Tesco the other day, half the self-service tills—cashless—and they keep scanning your face.
Frank: Yeah, bruv… we’re moving into a Techstopia world now, bruv.
Lee: Innit, bruv.
Frank: Yeah, bruv… we’re moving into a Techstopia world now, bruv.
Lee: Innit, bruv.
by Jamiecheese March 8, 2026
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Gero: Yo you hear Cwats got that high paying job at google
Cheese: Ya he has a crazy hairline still, can't believe he has both a good tech job and a good hairline
Gero: nah man he nothing but a techass
Cheese: Ya he has a crazy hairline still, can't believe he has both a good tech job and a good hairline
Gero: nah man he nothing but a techass
by ngf44 November 17, 2024
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*Grandma calls*
Alex: Hello, thanks for calling Techpunjabi Techsupport, how can I help?
Grandma: Hello, i've recieved this call about a charge of 399 dollars..? I don't want to pay that much.
*Grandma calls*
Alex: Hello, thanks for calling Techpunjabi Techsupport, how can I help?
Grandma: Hello, i've recieved this call about a charge of 399 dollars..? I don't want to pay that much.
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Watch the entire thing on youtube truat me it’s awesome.
Watch the entire thing on youtube truat me it’s awesome.
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