technobore

A person who posesses the ability to bore anyone to tears with incessant babble about technology, obscure current events, or, in the case of mass transportation, the probablilty of accidents resulting in death of that particular means of transport.

Man, that was the worst flight EVER! Six hours trapped between a lawyer and a technobore....

by ana.gram April 11, 2005

Technobilly

combination of "technological" and "hillbilly" A person who is Knowledgeable but not from formal training.Someone who may look like a "bumpkin" but is very capable of fixing even complicated equipment.

Jack may not have finished college, but he is a real "technobilly" when it comes to fixing the printer.

by erich sorenson June 13, 2008

technolegit

a defense of techno as a unique and legitimate form of musical expression

Dude, I'm sick of these etards let's bail. Well maybe the crowd's a little messed up, but technolegit.

by punk intended January 23, 2009

Technoballs

A sackless pussy that can only communicate via email or text message, THUS having tech-no-balls.

Amber: Toby's been stalking me via email but never says anything in person or calls me. Whats up with that?
Spike: He has techNOballs!

by Michael Kocaine August 23, 2009

Technoblade

A human pig hybrid with a lust for blood and a hatred of orphans. Technoblade has committed many war such as taking over the entire earth, as well as blowing up an entire nation, with the help of a “green teletuby”. He lives in isolation with his best friend Philza Minecraft.

“Oh shit, Technoblade’s here!!” Tommyinnit-

by Times3000 February 4, 2021

Technoblade

A boujwazee pig in a monarch outfit

Not even close baby, Technoblade never dies

by jesus_stan February 19, 2021

Technoblade

Technoblade Never Dies! He is said to be one of the Top Tier Minecraft PvP Youtubers in the form of a pig! SUBSCRIBE TO TECHNOBLADE!

Some of his top Key Phrases include:
"SUBSCRIBE TO TECHNOBLADE!"
"BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!"
"Technoblade never dies!"
"WHAT A SCAAAM!"
"Not even close!"
"Anarchy!"

and many, many more...

"Bro! I just got beta'd by Technoblade! I feel so honored!"

by Angiiieo April 16, 2021